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My horrible boss is the cunt of misery--she hates everyone who doesn't agree with her bullshit ideas and kiss her ass.
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Pronounced my-zur. To live off of other people. To abuse someone elses kindness. If a someone offers a beer, a mizer takes 5. If someone offers a cigarette, a mizer takes two - smokes one and puts the other behind his/her ear.
"A what? A mizer."
"Mize, rise, gize and resize."
"You're such a mizer."
"He's such a fuckin' mizer."
"Can I bum a cigarette?" (even though the person has a full pack, they bum a cigarette, this makes them a mizer)
"Mize, rise, gize and resize."
"You're such a mizer."
"He's such a fuckin' mizer."
"Can I bum a cigarette?" (even though the person has a full pack, they bum a cigarette, this makes them a mizer)
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Get the mizer mug.A game played where two or more people share horrible things that have happened in their lives. Whoever has the worst life has the biggest misery dick.
Bob: "My dad had sexually abused me since I was six, up until the time I ran away from home at fifteen."
Sally: "Well, both of my parents died when I was five and one of my foster parents cut off my left hand and made me eat it."
Bob: "Damn, okay, your misery dick is bigger than mine."
Sally: "Well, both of my parents died when I was five and one of my foster parents cut off my left hand and made me eat it."
Bob: "Damn, okay, your misery dick is bigger than mine."
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Get the misery dick mug.Artist and illustrator known for her dramatic figurative work. Her style has been described as "Post-Pre-Raphealite". She works mainly in watercolour and mixed media but also incorporates photography and computer rendered art.
Commercial projects have included "The Men In Black" comic, "Vampire: The Masquerade" RPG, "Vampire: The Eternal struggle" CCG and numerous other comics and games.
Co-founder of The Church of Zen Fatalism
Straightedge and Vegan
Wicked sense of humor
Fierce supporter of Mac computers and SF/East Bay punk rock.
Is terrified of zombies
Commercial projects have included "The Men In Black" comic, "Vampire: The Masquerade" RPG, "Vampire: The Eternal struggle" CCG and numerous other comics and games.
Co-founder of The Church of Zen Fatalism
Straightedge and Vegan
Wicked sense of humor
Fierce supporter of Mac computers and SF/East Bay punk rock.
Is terrified of zombies
by Blaqk Cadillac August 21, 2007
Get the miseryxchord mug.a number that is the sum of the unemployment rate and the inflation rate. It reflects the overall caliber of a country's prior economic management.
The term was coined by Arthur Okun and was inspired by the Phillips Curve.
The term was coined by Arthur Okun and was inspired by the Phillips Curve.
During the 1980's and '90's, Austria had the lowest misery index in the world. Unemployment rates AND inflation rates were almost nil.
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