hood mites

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Clitoral Lint

Girl: "You can play video games after you eat me out!"

Guy: "Did you remember to douche this time? I don't want to get a mouthful of hood mites again."

Girl: "Tha fuck?"

by Jordan P January 16, 2017

miteshing

When someone constantly asks you to do something for him. In a very agressive way. The person doesn't stop until he/she reaches her goal.

Hey, how are you?

- I am getting miteshed. So hard!

or: - My boss is miteshing me, I am going to quit!

by Harjmeister June 21, 2011

Meth Mites

Meth Mites occur when a person uses methamphetamine. Meth Mites are not actual mites or bugs, but rather the result from the chemicals in the metmethamphetamine causing the skin to dry out and become flakey. Most Meth users will continue to itch or pick at the skin causing sores, and in some cases the sores to become infected. Meth Mites can appear on someone who has only used Meth once, and another Meth user may never develop them. Meth Mites can form anywhere on the body, but most commonly on the face, back, chest, and upper arms. They usually become worse because of the picking I mentioned above, and also a lack of hygeine in the Meth user. Meth Mites usually start off looking like small pimples or whiteheads, then they become dried out and the small spots become flakey leaving red spots and scabs. If they are picked at they become worse and worse, and can lead to possible infection. The only way for the Meth Mites to go away is to stop using Methamphetamine. Unfortunately, in most cases the damage has been done, and even after being sober from Meth, the Meth Mites have already left the skin with reddish or bownish spots all over the body, these spots do not go away and are pretty much a bunch of small scars.

That guy is on Meth... just look at his face, i can literally see the Meth Mites covering his face.

by PinkLove July 23, 2015

Miteshing-by-Proxy

The situation when someone (man1) is Miteshing someone else (man2) as they themselves have just been Miteshed. Usually involves the offloading of work from man1 to man2.

man1 (after a Miteshing): Too much work! Better offload....
man1 Miteshes man2
man2: Damn! I just got a Miteshing-by-proxy!

by unknown_male_486645 June 24, 2011

Miesha

Probably the most beautiful girl in the world. One of the nicest people you’ll ever meet and pretty good in bed.

That girl must have been named miesha cause damn she was good last night

by Indian hacker 911 September 20, 2021

MIkeshawn

Is a very chill and relaxed person. He is a cool guy and has a lot of friends.

Mikeshawn is chill

by Chriscrosss123 January 9, 2018

Mitesss

Mitesss are creatures that reside on planet earth. They typically spend time with Zakiyah's and unicorns, however, they hate the army of E-Boys. They speak the language of Boomernill and most commonly say, "Ok Boomer". Their diet consists of taco salads and Haribo and their favorite kind of exercise is "kartwh33L".

"The Mitesss are currently eating Haribo and performing rituals in Boomernill."

by mitesss December 16, 2019