Midloaf Crisis

An abrupt interruption of a shit in progress by a phone call, knock on a door, loud sound or blumpkin. The interruption causes the shit to retreat back into its creators' sphincter.

I suffered a midloaf crisis as the fire alarm caused my log to make a swift retreat back into my anus.

by Great Cornholio July 28, 2011

milo

The greatest puppy dog to live on this planet or any planet anywhere at any given time in any plane of existence or alternate dimension.

Nothing is as good as Milo!

by Terrorontor November 6, 2011

Midlothian Middle School

The worst fucking school you will ever go to. There are more Snakes at that school than dead roaches (which is saying A LOT) the teachers there are all assholes and the counselor literally doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing. Long story short just never enter that building because you will be entering the deepest depths of hell.

Fuck Midlothian Middle school everyone there is an douchebag.

by Harleyquin November 25, 2017

Milo Peters

milo is a really nice guy, buy he's a bit fruity if you know what i mean. he is also bad at fifa and he praises the Führer

definition of milo peters:
daniel "bro did you see that boy"
jake "yeah man he is definitely gay and is bad at FIFA"

by wouldya blowmeee January 19, 2022

I milo you

The step between liking someone and loving someone

Ismail: Hey sarah...
Sarah: yeah
Ismail: I milo you
Sarah: ok buddy :)

by Nigbick0802 June 7, 2019

Hug milo day

October 23rd is national hug Milo day! Hug your friend/ boyfriend/ enemy or anyone named milo!

Friend: Milo can I hug you?
Milo: heck no
Friend: it’s October 23rd, hug Milo day
Milo: fine

by Joe ma am October 22, 2019

Marlowe

Dear Marlowe, You are an amazing friend you are super fit and are very healthy and active
Marlowes are like four leaf clovers hard to find and lucky to have. They are normally super fit (have six packs) and amazing, if you are an Marlowe out there read this and weap cause you are drop dead gorgeous and don’t need to change a thing

“WOW OMG Marlowes looking so hot today” “I know right look at that sick body”

by Girly85 August 18, 2018