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Mexican Minivan

The act of sticking two fingers in a woman's vagina while your friend double-fists the ass. Hence there are two in the front, 10 in the back.
wanna give bridget a mexican minivan with me?
by bitch mancini February 20, 2011
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packing a minivan

Having anal sex with a soccer Milf
Last night I was totally packing a minivan
by George Mcmahan March 12, 2008
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Minivan Taliban

correct name of "Mums 4 Liberty" terrorists
Moms for Liberty, recently rehabbed by national media as "joyful warriors," are all a fraudulent, dark-money-funded, steaming pile of horseshit masquerading as "grassroots movement". which is exactly why Minivan Taliban started trending on Twitter.
by Uncle Joosie July 5, 2023
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minivagon

The Mazda5. Part hatchback, part minivan, part station wagon. A crossover vehicle at its finest!
Hurry up and get into the minivagon, it's time to go!
by minivagonmom March 25, 2010
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minihagop

A white highschool student, who wears buttondowns and who has a horibbal indian accent. Normally he is very skinny and stupid.
by JOJO the MAN January 29, 2012
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minivan

Modern: A typical soccermom van. FWD Taller and bigger than a station wagon, but still drives like a car. Usually front wheel drive, these vans are designed to hold as much junk and kids as possible. They also get VERY dirty on the outside and inside, as the kids and their mum typically don't give two craps about keeping cars in decent shape.

Classic: A more of a guy's vehicle. RWD These are smaller than today's minivans, and are closer to a Truck/SUV. They are also designed to hold more cargo and people, but look much nicer when kept in good condition (you may come accross a hooptie once in a while). Due to being more powerful, they can be used to haul trailers.
Modern: I stepped into the minivan and found a carpet of crumbs, wrappers, and broken iPhones on the floor.

Modern: Joe came to round up the guys in his minivan, which we found to be clean and not embarrassing to be seen in.
by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 January 1, 2014
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minivan

when you give your girl two (fingers) in the front and five in the rear
william gave his girlfriend a minivan last night during sex
by do words January 30, 2018
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