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Minionillion

A fictional number that was made up by minion fans referencing the popular movie trilogy ''Minions''.
Person 1: Dude have you heard that Minions: The Rise of Gru sold 1 +Minionillion tickets today?
Person 2: That's so crazy! we should totally see that movie!
by Tuuner July 5, 2022
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National Minion Day

“OMG do you what day it is?”

June 24th?”
“Yes! It’s national minion day!”
by susimposter69 March 2, 2023
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Minion Meme

A meme only used on Facebook by Karens. Often uses an image of a minion as background to text that is unrelated to the image. Sending a meme like this will generate hate from a lot of people: including me.
David: Hey, your mom just posted a Minion Meme!
Jeff: Yeah, she's such a Karen.
by BigDongLen December 8, 2020
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Minions 2: The Rise of Gru

A Movie that sold 1 Minillion Tickets, Truly a Masterpiece
Morbius: WE HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM, IT OUR SALES HAS GONE DOWN 69420 MORBILLION TICKETS, MINIONS 2: THE RISE OF GRU HAS TOOK OVER THE WORLD, AND WE ARE EXPECTED TO BE OVERTAKEN BY JULY 32ND, 2022
by Williamthecoolboy July 9, 2022
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stealth minion

a very close/best friend of a stealth bitch. Seen hanging out with the stealth bitch often. May be different than the stealth bitch, but be warned because this girl might take on the same characteristics/opinions of the stealth bitch.
hey, isnt that the stealth bitch's best friend? Yes, so that makes her a stealth minion . Use caution
by MYNAMEIST February 8, 2007
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Minion Memes

The memes your mom shares on her facebook page while on a crazy zoloft high. Basically, the first step to a long, treacherous journey to full karen haircut and suntan. Be aware. Be vigilant. Stay safe.
Bro, Mom was sending me minion memes... I think we should give her a lobotomy.
by bigfattitties420 November 23, 2020
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