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Minionillion

A fictional number that was made up by minion fans referencing the popular movie trilogy ''Minions''.

Person 1: Dude have you heard that Minions: The Rise of Gru sold 1 +Minionillion tickets today?
Person 2: That's so crazy! we should totally see that movie!

by Tuuner July 5, 2022

National Minion Day

June 24th is officially national minion day.

“OMG do you what day it is?”

“June 24th?”
“Yes! It’s national minion day!”

by susimposter69 March 2, 2023

Minion Meme

A meme only used on Facebook by Karens. Often uses an image of a minion as background to text that is unrelated to the image. Sending a meme like this will generate hate from a lot of people: including me.

David: Hey, your mom just posted a Minion Meme!
Jeff: Yeah, she's such a Karen.

by BigDongLen December 8, 2020

Minions 2: The Rise of Gru

A Movie that sold 1 Minillion Tickets, Truly a Masterpiece

Morbius: WE HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM, IT OUR SALES HAS GONE DOWN 69420 MORBILLION TICKETS, MINIONS 2: THE RISE OF GRU HAS TOOK OVER THE WORLD, AND WE ARE EXPECTED TO BE OVERTAKEN BY JULY 32ND, 2022

by Williamthecoolboy July 9, 2022

stealth minion

a very close/best friend of a stealth bitch. Seen hanging out with the stealth bitch often. May be different than the stealth bitch, but be warned because this girl might take on the same characteristics/opinions of the stealth bitch.

hey, isnt that the stealth bitch's best friend? Yes, so that makes her a stealth minion . Use caution

by MYNAMEIST February 8, 2007

Minion Memes

The memes your mom shares on her facebook page while on a crazy zoloft high. Basically, the first step to a long, treacherous journey to full karen haircut and suntan. Be aware. Be vigilant. Stay safe.

Bro, Mom was sending me minion memes... I think we should give her a lobotomy.

by bigfattitties420 November 23, 2020