Midnight Queen

the hot, gorgeous woman you usually go to for sex late at night, who will fulfill your desires and give you everything you need. Midnight Queens often are uncontrollable animals in the bed and are some of the dirtiest, sexiest women you will ever sleep with.

Chad: "You wouldn't believe what happened to me last night"

Ryan: "Let me guess......you watched the Home Alone trilogy again"

Chad: "Nope, I had that hot waitress from the bar last night, best midnight queen I ever had"

Ryan: "Hell yeah"

by SteelShark398 November 29, 2011

Milani

Milani is a beautiful and wonderful girl. People are always jealous of her and so they try to bring her down by telling lies. You're lucky if she is your friend.

That girl is such a Milani!

by lalalalalalalalalal243t5y64 August 23, 2011

midnight bark brigade

The nightly phenomenon of all the neighborhood dogs barking as a unified body, insuring that none of us are successfully sleeping.

Hark, I hear the midnight bark brigade as it brings me from my nightmare!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

Midnight 15

When during a year, a guy or girl ends up staying up past midnight and eating a lot and not being able to exercise outside due to it being super late, they end up gaining 15 pounds or more. It's usually eating junk food and you even cook stuff that's not the healthiest, but usually super tasty stuff.

*midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking Mac and cheese with hotdogs in it. Mmmmm.

*eats it.

(Next day)

*Midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking chicken chili with beans and some popcorn.

*eats it

(Wednesday)

Fernando: I'm cooking and eating a salami and cheese sandwich with a 20 oz Orange soda. Also, a bag of chips.
*eats it

Fernando: Crap! I can't go to the gym at midnight.

A year later.

*gets scale
*Gained 29 pounds.

Fernando: Aw man! The midnight 15 is real!

by HawaiianPunch1 June 23, 2023

Midnight Creeper

When you wake up in the middle of the night and start having sex with the girl sleeping next to you.

Joey said "Hey man I woke up in the middle of the night with a raging boner so I gave my girl the ol' Midnight Creeper"

by geoffstacks June 17, 2009

Milani

She is a wonderful girl with such a contagious smile, she will make you happy every day. Her laugh is contagious and will make you laugh too. If you ever become friends or even date a girl named Milani, don’t let her go. She is always there for you when you need her. She will also love you dearly if you are together. Don’t lose a Milani, she’s a once in a lifetime opportunity.

“Damn Milani is so funny !”

by Skrimp_Julian18 April 22, 2018

Midnight Muff

Waking up from a deep slumber with a vagina in your face.

Steve: Last night I woke up to a sweet poon tang on my face!
Mike: Ah good old Midnight Muff, my favorite!

by eqsux January 20, 2015