man microphone

Yet another term for penis.

My friend Pauly LOVES to sing into the man microphone.

by Mallen December 30, 2007

air microphone

The invisible microphone often used when singing along with much emotion at the top of your voice to your favourite songs. Often accompanied by a bed or table as a stage. Similar to an air guitar.

When No Air came on the radio I knew I only had 16 seconds to find my air microphone.

by GenieA August 16, 2010

blacksmith microphone

The act of nailing a pair of Beats by Dr. Dre to ones penis and setting it on fire.

"i gave myself a blacksmith microphone last night. never doing that again."

by cat stevensssssssss February 12, 2014

xbox microphone

A low-quality microphone, usually attached to headsets, that is loud and makes the speaker inaudible, similar to the microphones used by squeakers on Xbox Live. The effect can be mimicked by simply putting your microphone right up to your mouth.

Timmy, I can't understand you, I think you have an xbox microphone.

by WhyDoTheseExistNow November 26, 2019

glass microphone

refers to when a group of people are all getting high by passing around a pipe, typically made of blown glass, and the person currently holding it decides to start telling a story or a long-winded joke...completely forgetting that they're still in possession of the ganja.

Dude, enough with the glass microphone, pass that shit over here already!

by so stoked February 28, 2005

micophobia

The fear of mushrooms

I frickin hate mushrooms! I think i have micophobia

by Jade301199 April 10, 2015

microphone head

A low key way to describe a black person who is ignorant or rude.

Jim: omg, that black guy just called that white guy a fucking cracker!
Bob: What a microphone head!

by Hieter976 February 18, 2003