Micro$oft

When Microsoft has a fam and lol the moment of truth is here, Introducing Windows 7.1

Welcome to micro$oft where You rip off the Vista/ME errors

by Andrushencia Kotpaw March 7, 2022

Microphiliophiac

The word stands for when a african amercian male or female smacks the face of a Jew with pork and then makes them dance.

"Yo you got slaped in the face by my pork, now dance jew, your gonna get icrophiliophiac'd!"

"Omg a jew, honey you bring the pork?"
"Yes I did go hold him down so I can unload pork on his forhead!"

Jew:Oh no i'm being microphiliophiac,AHHHH!

by Johnathan Salcedo September 9, 2007

Microchip on my Shoulder

2021 world wide microchip shortage caused by Covid-19 conspiracy theory of microchips being injected with every vaccine shot.

Hey Dustin, did you get Covid-19 vaccine?

Yes I did Mike, I feel awesome now with this "microchip on my shoulder".

by Marcellus_Wallace May 3, 2021

Microphilia

The love of being small. A sexual fetish where arousal comes from being small (usually one inch tall), may or may not include shrinking

person 1: I wanna lick my girlfriend's vagina as an inch tall human
person 2: Good luck satisfying her at that microphilia size

by Arceus777 January 8, 2015

Microhit

The tiny hits you take when you get to the end of your joint and it's really harsh

"I gotta microhit this roach!"

by Glucosemolece April 24, 2021

Microbitch

1) To bitch about every little small thing that means nothing that one can thing of;

2) One who bitches about every little small thing that means nothing.

She is microbitching again about the paper on the table bitch superbitch

by Psychodiction April 10, 2016

microchip

An intergrated circuit comprising of a EEprom, a Processor and Flash Memory. It is programmed by codeing in Assembily, C or even Basic, which is compiled into Hex and "Burnt" onto the chip. Often caled a PIC (Programmable Intergrated Circuit) Available in a 12, 4,16 and 18 series. Very common example is the 16F84 (which is now obsalite) Competitors to ATMEL. A IC is not a Microchip. Similar to a Dyson is not a hoover.

I programmed the PIC using ASM. Pics Pwnz Atmels.

by TheMonkey August 27, 2005