Mftw

Mythic For The Win Otherwise known as a Crappy Fortnite Clan

Mftw sucks at games

by UrCrazyBruh February 2, 2020

MFTAYI

Acronym for "My favorite thing about you is"

Hey emilie MFTAYI your smile

by trey6675 November 14, 2010

MFTD

To do something very cool

MFTD, did you see that dunk i just did?

by lazar man June 20, 2008

MFTP

Mother Fuck The Police

Stoner 1 "Dude i just Got a ticket..."
Stoner 2 "Man MFTP!"

by TNC... March 30, 2008

mftbs

Man Fuck The Bull Shit

Guy 1: Dude all of her shit is starting to piss me off.

Guy 2: Mftbs, you're too good for her anyways.

by wellp June 28, 2010

MFTSDLSOARP

Internet chat abbreviation:

"Motherfucking tittysucking dicklicking sonofaratspussy."

Or broken down:

Mother fucking - titty sucking - dick licking - son of a rat's - pussy.

jimbo1234 - Hey gurl, wats up??!?!?
claire400 - not 2 much... hows bout u?
jimbo1234 - I got into a big fight with a big mftsdlsoarp!
claire400 - Oh that sucks...............
jimbo1234 - ...zzzzzzzzzz
claire400 - sorry, waz afk.
claire400 - you want 2 come over and have sex?
jimbo1234 - Sure! BRT

by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

MFTV

Mother F***ing Time Vampire
Any project that should take 2 minutes, and 4 hours later is still not working properly.
Usually applies to software that does not install or work as it should and leads you down hours of forum searches, unrelated upgrades and version incompatibilities.

I tried to upgrade my laptop last night. What a MFTV!

by steveweree March 20, 2009