memified

A discord channel or chatroom intended for another purpose that instead gets beset by memes.

And alas, the addons channel has been memified into oblivion...

by Armsparty June 30, 2022

Petrified Seagull

Fictional sexual position that one may use in conversation to instill a feeling of sexual experience or prowess.

Venus Butterfly... whatever. Ever had the Petrified Seagull?

by John Doe who lives on Fake St. September 4, 2010

Petrified

pet·ri·fied
ˈpetrəˌfīd/
adjective
adjective: petrified

1.

so frightened that one is unable to move; terrified.

"the petrified child clung to her mother"

2.

(of organic matter) changed into a stony substance; ossified.

"petrified wood"

Person1: Hey man!
Person2: Look what I found!
Person1: What is it?
Person2: I found some petrified wood!

by Auerus June 16, 2016

motified

Provided with a motive; motivated

I'd mail you my mortgage check, but I ain't motified enough to get up off my ass.

by Elwood January 20, 2004

Petrified Wood

When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.

Hugh Hefner had taken too many boner pills and had to have surgery because of Petrified Wood.

by garuru0 December 27, 2009

petrified

An unreasonable (or is it?)phobia of treating computer mouse as a pet.

I'm petrified of sharpening my mouse instead of my pencil.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

mortified

The feeling anyone gets when they open the Thin Crust Pizza "Dinner Entree" by NutriSystem, and discover that the disk is only 4" across.

This is my dinner entree. I am mortified!

by Kate Stevens March 28, 2008