Mechaphiles are sick cunts that have sex with their cars or they either masturbate whilst rubbing the bodywork or interior of their cars. They are often not sexually attracted to other human beings. The cars often carry a gender and mechaphiles can engage in either heterosexual or homosexual relationships with their vehicles.
"After a few minutes I felt the desire to connect with her further, so I had penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe. That's when I realised I was a mechaphile."
by Elle.LA May 29, 2008
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" Okay, so if you think of Jim as the sun then that makes Jill the water, so that makes Jack the flower. Do you get it now?"
"......No. Total Metaphail."
"......No. Total Metaphail."
by umitsme? November 6, 2009
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person 1: "PETAphiles think they're such hot shit but they kill 80% of the animals they 'rescue'"
person 1: "PETAphiles think they're such hot shit but they kill 80% of the animals they 'rescue'"
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"Some say the Lich King was a manaphile, but I think to him, magic was simply a means to an end."
"If I ever learned how to harness my mana into spells, I'd probably become a manaphile before I knew it."
1: "Would a magician be a manaphile?" 2: "Of course not, they aren't really using their mana. They just look like they are!"
"If I ever learned how to harness my mana into spells, I'd probably become a manaphile before I knew it."
1: "Would a magician be a manaphile?" 2: "Of course not, they aren't really using their mana. They just look like they are!"
by StufforNot September 30, 2019
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Jeremy: What a fucking penishead. He just stuck his fucking dick in the tailpipe of my new 370z!
Deontay: He's a fucking mechaphile!
Deontay: He's a fucking mechaphile!
by itchyasshole January 15, 2011
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