The intense, pleasureful and often sexually satisfying experience that all Mets have during Baseball's offseason. During this period any move the Mets make is regarded as the "Perfect Fit" and Mets fans drool at the idea that the team might finish better than .500. This is, of course, never the case.
John: Hey Rick, do you want to go see a movie later?
Rick: I can't, Mike and I are going to METSturbate together over Michael Cuddyer.
Rick: I can't, Mike and I are going to METSturbate together over Michael Cuddyer.
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Get high. Used to be a popular saying in New York because people would get a chance to meet the New York Mets. There is also a song that goes meet the mets greet the mets, however it is slang for using drugs. Mainly Marijuana.
Yo first we gotta pickup a philly then were gonna meet the mets.
I can't wait to get out of school, cuz were gonna meet the mets.
Im sorry I came home late hunny, I met the mets with jake.
I can't wait to get out of school, cuz were gonna meet the mets.
Im sorry I came home late hunny, I met the mets with jake.
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Get the METS mug.Better than the other New York baseball team with fans that actually knows about baseball and not just bunch of bandwagon jumpers. Here is the real meaning for the METS acronym.
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by METS FAN FOR LIFE December 17, 2003
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Who is that sobbing loser in the corner with blue and orange paint running down his face?" "Thats a Mets Fan.
by Tymo1991 October 14, 2011
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Symptoms include draping oneself in blue and orange, having delusions of winning the world series and the most frequent and dangerous symptom, choking in the month of September.
Symptoms include draping oneself in blue and orange, having delusions of winning the world series and the most frequent and dangerous symptom, choking in the month of September.
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