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METSturbate

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The intense, pleasureful and often sexually satisfying experience that all Mets have during Baseball's offseason. During this period any move the Mets make is regarded as the "Perfect Fit" and Mets fans drool at the idea that the team might finish better than .500. This is, of course, never the case.
John: Hey Rick, do you want to go see a movie later?
Rick: I can't, Mike and I are going to METSturbate together over Michael Cuddyer.
by Jayzee123 November 15, 2014
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Pulling a Mets

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Simply, "Choking", as in the Mets of 2007 and 2008.
That kid is pulling a mets over there, someone do the heimlich.
by ryanhoward February 25, 2009
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meet the mets

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Get high. Used to be a popular saying in New York because people would get a chance to meet the New York Mets. There is also a song that goes meet the mets greet the mets, however it is slang for using drugs. Mainly Marijuana.
Yo first we gotta pickup a philly then were gonna meet the mets.

I can't wait to get out of school, cuz were gonna meet the mets.

Im sorry I came home late hunny, I met the mets with jake.
by cappdoodledoo May 14, 2011
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METS

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An acronymn standing for: (the) Most Excellent Team in Sports
The New York Yankees are just not the METS... therefore they suck.
by thomwithanh January 23, 2013
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mets

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Better than the other New York baseball team with fans that actually knows about baseball and not just bunch of bandwagon jumpers. Here is the real meaning for the METS acronym.

Most
Exciting
Team in
Sports
by METS FAN FOR LIFE December 17, 2003
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Mets Fan

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A person who likes to suffer while watching sports and who can watch the first 7 innings feeling so good only to have that feeling ripped out of their heart and crapped on. Chances are watching baseball in august and september is a waste of time.
Who is that sobbing loser in the corner with blue and orange paint running down his face?" "Thats a Mets Fan.
by Tymo1991 October 14, 2011
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Mets Fan

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A mental illness frequently suffered by baseball fans from Brooklyn and Queens, NY.

Symptoms include draping oneself in blue and orange, having delusions of winning the world series and the most frequent and dangerous symptom, choking in the month of September.
I guess that Mets fan is too retarded to figure out his team will never win.
by ekt8750 June 5, 2009
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