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Skankees
NY Yankee fans who wear team apparel,such as hats and jerseys,for long periods of time. They wear their teams gear even though it is filthy and smelly.
"Oh hey Jerry,i can smell that you are wearing your Skankees hat today even though i am blind."
"Wow that is a nice stain on your pinstriped jersey,Ed. I had no idea that you were starting for the Skankees."
"Wow that is a nice stain on your pinstriped jersey,Ed. I had no idea that you were starting for the Skankees."
Skankees by DirtyMoney907 February 8, 2010
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Skankees Hats
Skankees Hats by nottaskank August 11, 2010
skankersorariffic
Something that is similar to a skankersore; used when something is of a higher skankitude than a pirate hooker or whorebag.
skankersorariffic by 2girls1cup February 9, 2008
skankersore
1. A herpie, scabie, lice, STD or any other physical ailment of a disease transmitted from direct contact with a person displaying skank like qualities.
2. A term describing someone who is annoying, vulgar, or generally revolting such as an STD or disease transmitted from a skank would be.
2. A term describing someone who is annoying, vulgar, or generally revolting such as an STD or disease transmitted from a skank would be.
1. Damn it! What happens in Vegas evidently doesn't always stay in Vegas cause those 2 dolla hookers gave me Skankersores!
2. If you don't stop acting like a skankersore, you will never get the ladies!
2. If you don't stop acting like a skankersore, you will never get the ladies!
skankersore by goatofcolors January 6, 2007
Skankenswine
Skankenswine by Lynn Ryan May 4, 2007
skanknesia
When a skank pretends to forget that she was tossing salad, sucking dick and just being plain down nasty with a brother the night before.
skanknesia by Lincoln King March 13, 2008
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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