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merris (verb)

1. The act of unintentionally inhaling a liquid refreshment through one's nasal passages via the back of the throat, resulting in the ejection of said liquid, out of any of the facial orifices. Occurs most frequently when sudden laughter is induced by a hilarious unexpected comment or perfectly timed meme.

2. To casually ask for a bite of a dining companion's entree before they have a chance to begin eating. Most usually occurs as wait staff is en route with food, but before entree is placed onto table.
1. Reading our bumble dialogue aloud to each other at dinner made me laugh so hard that I merris'd half of my aperol spritz out of my nose.

2. Merris-er: "Can I get a bite of that?" Dining Companion: "Fuck no, I haven't even tried it yet."
by Meggattron May 7, 2020
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Merriam-Websteresque

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When an explanation or definition sounds like it belongs in a dictionary. A very specific and concise description or explanation of meaning.
That UD entry I just wrote is pretty Merriam-Websteresque.
by Pancho777 August 2, 2020
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Merrissa

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Merrissa is always trying her best at everything! She is such an amazing person. She’s A beautiful, sweet, and smart person. Merrissa is the BEST! (but she has her flaws).
Merrissa is such a baddie!!
by winx talley April 15, 2021
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A place where special people turn into in breading cowboys/girls. They have no self respect they just act like nothing ever happened and there parents are not cousins
Girl:hey u no those mvms kids are all related
Girl 2:really!?! That weird

Girl: that's just Merrimack valley middle school I guess
by Mvms... Nope....:) February 20, 2023
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Merriam

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(noun) The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.
I totally defined merriam as the length between a man's anus and scrotum!

~ Cyanide and Happiness 05/10/2008
by Jacko Xmas May 10, 2008
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Merriam-Webster

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I wanted to figure out the meaning of a word, but I don't understand the definitions on Urban Dictionary, so I used Merriam-Webster
by mkeffeler May 27, 2018
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Merriam

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(n)
The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.
Creating the definition of "Merriam" was the last thing Webster did before he died...
by Culture Vulture May 10, 2008
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