Ariel - 'Prince Eric, now that we are married you must meet King Triton and learn to pay special attention to my merkin'
by Leonard Interocitor March 22, 2011
Get the Merkinmug. by cheekypete August 30, 2011
Get the Merkinmug. adjective Not to be confused with the original merkin, (pubic wig) but rather an up-coming Australian slang which can be replaced for vulgar slang such as; 'geek', 'nerd' or 'weener'
by zandzy August 21, 2009
Get the Merkinmug. Harry! that Merkin almost found out we were wizards!
Good thing he believed me when I said I was Chris Angel.
Good thing he believed me when I said I was Chris Angel.
by skankyk May 17, 2011
Get the Merkinmug. The resulting mouthful that can occur while growling your woman and your teeth snag on her artificial pubes and you end up with a merkin in your mouth.
So there I was slurping away at her bacon curtains. I tried to go in deeper with a tongue plow and my top fangs got tangled up in her hairy letterbox. Next thing I know i'm eating a merkin sandwich! If she needed to buy a furry axe wound you think she'd at least get one that didn't look like Scary Spice.
by Jam Fancy November 11, 2007
Get the Merkin Sandwichmug. 1) niggas who wear fake pubes; 2) niggas who sell fake pubes to cancer patients and such; 3) niggas who make pubic wigs; 4) niggas who donate their pubes to make pubic wigs;. . . .see also "merkin"
by sjte5409 July 3, 2009
Get the merkin niggasmug. When a shemale gathers up the hair clippings after Mr. Trump gets a haircut. She then uses the hair clippings to create a delightful merkin which can be worn to cover the genital area. Then, the shemale proceedes to lure an unsuspecting heterosexual male into her lair. During sexual arousal, the shemale's phallus protrudes through the hair of the trump merkin, as she exclaims with vigor and joy..."MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
I took girl home this weekend expecting to have sex with her, but she surprised me with the trump merkin and ruined the moment.
by Dr. Infant February 3, 2017
Get the The Trump Merkinmug.