Merkel

A faker who uses words from urban dictionary every second,
Someone who uses a lot of hip words, but it turns out they read urban dictionary all day and are a poseur.

Insta Bitch: Damn how do you know all those words?
Fboy: Haha, I don't know, I'm cool like that.
Me: Nah he's just a Merkel.

by Twooof April 8, 2016

merkel

to take something that does not belong to you

While walking down the street early Sunday morning Anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor's lawn.

by dp916 January 12, 2004

Angela Merkel

Chancellor of Germany. She’s like Obama but a white woman. Elected to a fourth term, she makes white men in germany feel how black women feel in America. She also won 2018’s thickest world leader award.

I masturbate to pictures of Angela Merkel

by condoms r too small for me March 27, 2019

merkenaarie

1. Person who likes to complain a lot
2. proverbial: "has no friends"
see also wordmurkenary/word

1. "Forgive me for being a merkenaarie about it, but I slept really bad last night"
2. "I haven't talked to any real person in seven days... I'm a total merkenaarie"

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

merkenaarie

really really likes to complain ... a LOT

aarrgh. stupid sun always shining on ME when it's my day. Can't i shine on the other three quart of the day when i sleep?

by unknown April 6, 2003

merkelfaced

Merkelfaced - the face made when someone else is talking shit

He said, "You know we have something in common."
She Merkelfaced him for telling lies.

by Sgt. Schultz March 18, 2017

merken wig

An artificial hairpiece for the genitals

OMG! She has to wear a merken wig due to alopecia (baldness) of her crotch!

by darlamay2016 April 17, 2017