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mentalcel

A person, especially a man, who has failed at dating because of mental impairment.
Joe: You claim to be an incel, but you sure don't look like one.
Henry: I'm a mentalcel.
Joe: Mentalcels are fakecels.
by anonymous November 19, 2020
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Mentallectual

Someone who is really intelligent, but doesn't have their head on straight. They have a thirst for knowledge and could've done anything with their life, but ended up doing nothing. They can chat politics or philosophies all night long over a beer, but aren't motivated to apply their knowledge toward a career. They are insanely smart in weird ways and know crazy amounts of trivia. You always want them on your team in board games. In the game of life they are self-sabotaging.
He's like Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting: the smartest guy I've ever known, yet he's a janitor. He's a mentallectual.
by AesonRhymer September 14, 2010
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Mintballer

A person that always has mints on hand; The person that always has breath mints to share or give out; persons that sling mints.

Background: Friend and I thought of it and thought it was funny at the time.
Thanks Ray, you always have a mint when I need one, you are a mintballer!
by Brian Carmona June 5, 2004
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mentalvention

A meeting with 3-5 mutual friends who have been through the 💩with you.

Mentalvention occurs when somebody you all know, says something to you that is ‘SOOO’ out there, that you have to call your posse to say,”WTF is up with Steve?”
Dave realized that Steve had said something that was way out of character for him, and he decided a Mentalvention was an effective way to resolve the issue.
by JD Bopuroptop June 27, 2021
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mentally destroyed

When you like/love someone but they don't know it or they don't feel the same way about you.

Eventually you cannot stop thinking about them and it becomes constant.

You think about them when you wake up and they're your last thought before you go to bed.

No matter how hard you try, they're constantly on your mind and there's nothing you can do about it because you're too afraid of rejection or you're too good of friends with them and if you tell them how you feel, you're afraid/you know they won't feel the same way and your friendship will end, right there and then.

The painful, constant thoughts rapidly bounce against the walls of your mind until they just mentally destroy you. This one-sided relationship with that one person is literally destroying you.
You mentally destroyed me, but through all the pain, I still can't tell you how I feel.
by IHateAlexisSoMuch1 June 4, 2014
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Mentally deranged

unable to behave and think normally, especially because of mental illness
mentally deranged
a deranged attacker
At first I thought he was deranged.
The plan seemed to be the product of a deranged mind.
You Mentally deranged i had your back.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 1, 2019
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Mentally Fish And Chips

When Someone Is Ridiculously "Anti-Geeze" even though Sebastian And Tom Irvin Are Over As Fuck.
Liam is so "Anti-Geeze" he makes t-shirts out of bedsheets and pen. He's such a keyboard warrior. Mentally fish and chips.
by The PNTRS June 9, 2015
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