Mein Schwanz ist groß

this is German for "my dick is big", this is how you can impress a girl or just use it in general

kid: Mein Schwanz ist groß bitch
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling

Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*

kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night

Dad: *gets glock 17*

by WANKERKID69 January 27, 2021

meigan

a music lover, or music addict, either way she's very into music. very outgoing, loves to be adventurous, and be aware, she is random! you will never be bored around her. and if you get a chance to be with her romantically...never let her go. shes a keeper. your a lucky guy.

shes a real meigan!

meigans music adventures.

by musicbabii January 17, 2012

Mein Kampf

Book written by Adolf Hitler during his imprissionment in 1921 detailling his philosophies about Germany and its need for power, and later he added a second part in which his anti-semetic beliefs are outlined. Ultimatly, it is revered as the Nazi philosophy book, but is actually a great source for history at the time *the first part, not the second*

Mein Kampf was written by Adolf Hitler

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

Mein Gott

German for 'oh goodness' or 'good lord'. (trust me, i would know)

"Mein Gott!!! Wie konnte mir das passieren ?! Ich glaube, ich werde ohnmächtig!"

by Cecily de Vere March 7, 2017

Jawohl, Mein fuhrer!

Yes. When you have to acknowledge (say yes) to someone your pissed off at but what to do it in a way that will also piss them off.

A reference to the time when saying yes to hitler meant saying “Jawohl mein fuhrer”.

Mom - go clean up you room this minute young man.
Son - Jawohl, mein fuhrer!

by OOFtenused March 5, 2019

Meilan

Thinks she is ugly and compares herself to others but is beautiful. Can be sweet but also spicy. Can be emotional in many ways,anger,sadness,exited,EXT. Can be really funny but sometimes it just akward. Loves music and art. Extremely shy. Open about there feelings. Not willing to trust anyone. Can play to much. Loves to collect things. Has a feeling people talk about him/her

Your acting so meilan

by Lit queen 4life May 16, 2018

Mein Kampf

Justin Bieber's diary

Guy 1: Dude, I just found a leaked copy of Mein Kampf on the internet, dude!
Guy 2: Dude, holy shit, dude! Dude, can I see it, dude?
Guy 1: Dude, yeah, dude!

by Da Something June 2, 2020