Mekleft

Means a person that looks good but has no manners.

Jacob is beautiful but he's mean he is a mekleft! 😡

by Mr. Gudboy September 26, 2023

Miles Merkley

An Extremely Sexy guy who the ladies cannot resist. A person whose imperfections you know and can live with. A person who "wants" to make you happy. A person you can be totally yourself with. A person who laughs at the same things and gets your sense of humor. A person you trust to take care of you if and when you need it. I've found that person and he has to love you when you're mean, ugly, and unlovabe because he knows you love him and these are your imperfections that he can live with. And his name is Miles Merkley. You cannot match his swag.

1. "Hey do you know that kid over there?"
"Where?" (Person looks and melts) "That's Miles Merkley...

2. "Who's that sexy guy over there?"
"I can't look, he's too sexy"

by KendallJenner November 8, 2012

Merkle

The act of sharting ones pants while hobbling on crutches.

I was hobbling into the store from my handicapped spot and I totally merkled myself. My boxers looked like somebody fuckin massacred a chocalate easter bunny!

by cripster69 April 1, 2010

mikle tikle

to tickle underneath the head of penis

She gave me such a good mikle tikle me so good i jizzed in her eye

by j smoove October 1, 2005

Merkled

Another word for being wasted on alcohol or drugs.

Fam I was merkled at that point.

by Judged_differently March 1, 2011

merkle

a type of drug that small animals such as cats smoke

yesterday i saw some stoned cats smoking some merkle i bought

by weaboo August 21, 2006

merkled

to impose efficient, teutonic, christian conservative political policies through a bicameral, federal legislature.

yo, he angela merkled it!

by pimasecede May 26, 2011