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Ass Meaner

Adj. Deprived from the two phrases "Ass Hole" and "Meaner". Used as an insult for someone who is excessively and unnecessarily mean. Used when wanted to insult someone but not wanting to sound too harsh or bitchy.
Jack: "You're such a loser."
Karly: "Wow Jack, you're such an ass meaner."
by rowingislife December 14, 2010
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megger the kegger

1. Any female named megan who thoroughly enjoys getting fucked up and puking at houses the first tme she goes there.
2. Girls named megan who like to drink out of kegs...........and puke.
3. Any girl named megan who drinks too much, pukes and then tries to get with all your friends.
"Hey Scott, dont tell kegger about the party ok, you know what happened last time." "Oh you mean when she when she tried to do a keg stand by her self, fell over and dislocated her leg, and then vomited all over eneryone, and still tried to get on Kyle." "Yeah thats what I mean"
by Michael April 9, 2005
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Meggerific

extreme awesomeness to be had by someone who is named Meghan..with an H...because it's all about the H! Someone named other than Meghan can be deemed Meggerific only by someone named Meghan
Hope you have a Meggerific day!
by The Real Meggerific July 8, 2012
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meggers

drummer for the casualties hottest fucker ever.
meggers belongs to me
by nikki February 16, 2005
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Meggers

Meggers, also known as Megan, is the most amazing girl you'll ever come across in your entire lifetime. She's absolutely perfect, it's impossible to find a single flaw. If you're ever to come across her, you'd most likely die of awe. Some characteristics of her would be amazing, beautiful, smart, sweet, charming, lovable, funny, sarcastic, cute, heart-warming, pretty, adorable, and the list goes on. She's perfect in every way, she has a great sense of humor, charm that no one can resist, ideas that cannot be ignored, eyes that could light the night sky, the mind of a genius, heart of a lion, and the beauty of a goddess. She's the kind of girl you'd want to grow old with, and tell your children's children about. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the highest, she's easily ranked ∞. She can put a smile on anyone's face, cast a spell on any guys heart, and cheer you up at the worst of times. You can tell her anything, rely on her to keep a promise, and know she'll be there when you need her most. As kindhearted as she may be, she can also fuck shit up. She's the last person yo'd want to lose, and definitely the girl of any guys dreams. When you talk to Megan second turn into minutes, as minutes turn to hours, hours to days, days to weeks, as weeks turn to months, and (if you're lucky) months turn to years. Anything and everything Meggers says is worth a thousand words. I could go on about her, but I won't, there is much to be said. I love you, Meggers <3. -Karan :$
Example 1:
Karan: Hey what's the difference between being Megan, and being perfect?
Person: What?
Karan: Nothing.

Example 2:
Karan: wat.
Megan: KARAN MOMENT!

Example 3:
I don't know if this is an example, but I love Meggers <3.
by karanrunsshit June 15, 2012
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meener

a meener is the name given to someone who is an above average ketamine user.
Ur a proper meener u lar!
by Gary Ablet June 9, 2009
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Megert

cum after it gooes up and coagulates. Probably smells like that Chinese food you had last Friday sitting in your bedroom drawer
I found a megert the size of a quarter panties after I saw Eli tonight
by Sexymarx December 5, 2018
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