Meef

A lover of Anus Ham, Bent Bananas and general Fudgepackery

Fucking meef...

by Fizzle, E November 23, 2008

Meef

1) Mighty beef, or a fatty cow
2) A representation of ones strength

Ex1: (Staring at a fat cow) That's one meefy cow
Ex2: Bob: Hey, look johns got meef!;

by Oskenso Kashi March 26, 2008

Meef

`the plural of muff. Refers to a group or herd of females (like goose and geese)

"Chad, bro, the meef here in Ibiza are absolutely fire. I would let any of them give me AIDS"
"We better invite meef soon otherwise this party is gonna be a complete sausage fest"
"WHERE THE MEEF AT?"

by Rick Muffman June 28, 2016

Meef

An expulsion of gas through the penis. The male version of a queef. Usually very high pitched; at least a G#.

The doctor told Jacob that it was only a meef, that it was nothing to be concerned about.

by Sam5232 December 02, 2007

Meef

When a guy farts on a vagina and the fart goes in the vagina and comes back out smelling HELLA STANK

Guys I meefed in my girl and she fucking love it

Babe meef me

Yo bitch can I meef on ya

Bro the meef didn’t stink and I was disappointed af

by LeAbram October 18, 2018

Meef

1. Adjective. A bad look you give someone while you're judging them.

2. A look you give a girl while banging her if she's ugly and you just sobered up. Usaully the look is given durring doggy style so she does see your meef face. This all depends; however, on if you care if she see's your meef face.

Matt: Oh my god look at those ugly shorts.
Sean: (cringed faced) Wow those are horrible. Crap!
Matt: What happened?
Sean:(laughing) She just saw my "meef" face.

by MJStet January 11, 2010

Meef

A meef is a compound word combining male and queef. It is not necessarily a fart but a release of air that has been pushed into the rectal cavity during anal sex. It has a smooth sound and no stench; a very passive and natural after effect of anal sex.

After my boyfriend and I had sex he pulled out and I meefed, I was so embarrassed.

by K. Tobar/ J.J. O"Brien March 22, 2007