"Oh my god, I think I just meefed myself!" / "Babe can you take the laundry out of the drier. I'm bleeding like I'm dying and I'm worried I might meef all over the floor"
Meef meef is slang for motherfucker, derived from Military jargon to describe a noun, proper noun or a plural noun. Synonym would be mafk ma-fk.
I can't get this meef to fit. This mafk is square and this meefin hole is a circle.
"Did you hear about Sanchez"? "Yeah the meef got drunk and fought PMO after he drove on base with a beer in hand, that mafk is gonna get 45/45 2 months half pay".
The sound made by a domestic shorthair cat, particularly one named Kira. Commonly thought to be meow, but that is only to the untrained ear. Thought to be the feline attempt to pronounce English words.
"Meef."
"What's that? You need fresh water?"
"Meef."
"Food, then?"
"MEEEEEEEEF."
"Oh, the litter's dirty. I'll have the teenagerclean that up for you."