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Schlock Mercenary

1. Noun: Anyone who produces crummy work for pay. Television script-writers are often denigrated with this term.

2. Proper Noun: A webcomicfeaturing a band of mercenaries in the 31st century (www.schlockmercenary.com).
1. Hollywood is full of schlock mercenaries.

2. My favorite webcomics are "Schlock Mercenary" and "Sluggy Freelance"
by Howard Tayler November 24, 2003
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zecretary

Remote anonymous office support staff who accept z2z payments of Zcash & also other private & shielded transactions that don’t rhyme so well.
We've hired a wonderful new zecretary for research, writing, editing, transcription & speed typing; no idea who or where she is but she's accurate & fast!
by bittyS January 29, 2020
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MercenaryLabs

MercenaryLabs is a devoted CyberSecurity Group that seeks out and enrolls intelligent individuals eager to delve into the realms of CyberSecurity, Development, Malware Development, and Reverse Engineering. It is a place where authentic learning experiences flourish
MercenaryLabs is really cool!
by Breado July 24, 2023
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5 minute secretary break

The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.
Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?

Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
by ~*k!LLa*K*~ August 19, 2016
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secretary

A position filled by a female that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for the boss or president of the company. ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...
Boss: Sara, why don't you come into my office and file some papers for me.
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...
by Renaissance Man June 26, 2005
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glorified secretary

Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"
Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
LATER
Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"
by Zero One 01 May 31, 2007
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Mercenary

Mercenary - Mattias Nilsson - Mercenaries 2
by MagicMan803 October 19, 2008
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