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meaghanitis 

noun

1. A disastrous disease that is infecting women all over the world. It can be described as bitchy, stand offish, or unaproachable . Usually present in the workplace (mainly offices) but can be found anywhere; gyms, malls, restaurants, etc. Any female can be affected by the disease but it is mainly found in attractive women from ages 13-40 who come from a privileged upbringing. Take caution when dealing with these women as they have been the pitfall of many men. At the time of this writing there is no known cure or treatment for meaghanitis. The best way to deal with meaghanitis is to proceed with caution and not give these women the time of day. Also it is important to note that some women are very good at hiding the disease and will appear to be a normal, uninfected woman and may try to entice you with their assets but be aware that this is a trap and they will strike when it is already too late.
New guy at work: "What do you think of Lisa from accounting?"
Office veteran: "She's hot but be careful, she has meaghanitis"
New guy: "Thanks for letting me know"
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Meaghan Oppenheimer 

writer and one of the most amazing cat mommy in the world.
She’s very kind and sweet.
I love her sense of humor.
Oh my god, that’s Meaghan Oppenheimer!”
You are right, should I show her pics of my cats???”
Definitely

Meaghan Oreily 

A slang for Oral Sex, a Blowjob, or head.
"Hey did she give you a Meaghan Oreily last night?
Sid the sloth

do you wanna fuckin talk, the next person to get kicked out of the group looks like a chipmunk smallest fuckin face I’ve ever seen shitty friends plays gay ass tennis only friend is mia and she’s a Jew
Person1: why does she look like a sloth

Person2: oh she’s probably a meaghan
Meaghan by Phdndte March 12, 2020
A girl who talks shit about other people’s waifus and sits on her ass always on that dAmn phone, not to mention she loves anime
“Yo meaghans such an ass
Meaghan by Meiko23 October 18, 2019
Someone who can make u believe in zodiac she is meaghan
She is meaghan
meaghan be cool asf
bro did u see that meaghan
yea like she do be my sister tho
penis
omg
bro meaghans r so cool
Meaghan by lia🐓 September 5, 2021