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meat curtains

Bob needed to close marthas meat curtains, due to excessive noise.
meat curtains by Rob S. July 16, 2003

meat curtains

When a chicks bologna hangs to her knees! Those are Meat Curtains.
meat curtains by Mike D. October 2, 2003

meat curtains

the flaps on a vagina, usually on chicks who has been doing it alot
DANG!!!! her meat curtains are more like meat drapes.
meat curtains by a. booze March 12, 2010

meat curtains

Term used to describe the excessive length of a woman's labia
Man when I pulled down her draws I screamed like a teenage school girl. I couldn't tell if I was seeing an open faced roast beef sandwhich, day old deli meat, or the raunchiest set of meat curtains known to man.
meat curtains by Man Danglelow January 27, 2008

Meat Curtains

Loose vagina lips that hang, this often caused by to much sex or old age. Also referred to as "Beef Drapes".
"Yea it was tough, the first act of the show didn't start until I pulled back the meat curtains!"
Meat Curtains by sic n twisted August 30, 2006

meat curtains

Also known as "beef curtains", "beef curtains" or "chicken bits"
"When we went back to hers, I was so up for it, until I saw those beef curtains!"
meat curtains by Gem April 25, 2005