microwave-meal mate

Microwave-meal mates are people who you become 'close friends' with over a very short period of time by asking too many personal things in the early stages of the friendship and thus, creating the illusion of being close, when in reality,

it is a very forced and superficial way to get to know someone (e.g. playing 21 questions or truth). While this is a quick and easy way to become 'close' with people, the quality of the friendship isn't good and it doesn't last long, kind of like a microwave-meal. Slow-cooked meals are always better, just like friendships which take their natural course to becoming close and age like fine wine.

Jealous best friend: wow, you and the chick from the party last month have gotten pretty close.

Best friend: nah, she's just a microwave-meal mate. I'll probably forget she exists in a couple of months.

by kaneeky June 2, 2017

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Short Meal

Synonymous with "Side Piece", sometimes lover.

Because he is with me a few times a week, most people think he and I are serious about each other. Actually, he's only a Short Meal. Convenience.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 18, 2021

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Meal Banger

Someone that has sex with food.

Delores got home from work early and was looking forward to heating up the leftover spaghetti from the previous night... She walked into the kitchen to find her husband, Baxter, having sex with the leftover pasta... She shouted "you meal banger!" and proceeded to insert a piece of garlic bread in her vagina.

by G.T. Collins August 27, 2009

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meal Nazi

n. A person, usually a parent or older relative, who incessantly berates you during a meal about how skinny you're getting and how you need to eat more. They typically tell you what dishes on the table you should be selecting from, and they will characteristically even place food on your plate despite much protest on your part. Because they have taken away your freedom to eat in peace and to select food of your own choosing, they have killed what would otherwise be viewed as a pleasurable dining experience. (Note: meal Nazi has no direct connection with the more familiar term, "soup Nazi".)

"I hate it when Aunt Agatha comes over for dinner. She's always putting a drumstick or a pork chop on my plate. I know she means well, but come on, I'm 16 years old! Just back off, meal Nazi!"

by GarthF December 15, 2005

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Nappy Meal Challenge

A hood rat challenge that tests the resolve of even the thirstiest and most hard hitting African Americans. It involves the consumption of 2, 40 ounce malt beverages (preferably steel reserve for a maximum cost to alcohol ratio), 5 pieces of extra crispy fried chicken, and half a watermelon. With all these taking no longer then the duration of a black comedy such as Pooty Tang, Black Dynamite, Tyler Perry, etc...

Dude Chris was so fucked up after completing the Nappy Meal challenge he fell and broke that kitchen table. Dang, Henry's gonna be real mad.

by The Youngest Doog June 22, 2011

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three fries short of a happy meal

Crazy, Insane, Bonkers.

Jack: "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."

*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*

Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."

*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*

Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*

by Fishyghost January 18, 2008

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