Tessa Mcguire

Tessa Mcguire is a influencer. she makes so many happy and makes many kids/teens/adults smile everyday. she has the most amazing fandom ever called Bearfam. she has an amazing voice and makes us feels so safe.
such an amazing idol and an amazing person to talk to. does Twitch and Tiktok livestreams. has been on Musically.She is also a dance and used to do dance when she was young and does dance videos sometimes on tiktok. has the most amazing / kindest fans ever

friend: Hey do you know who Tessa Mcguire is ?

me: yes she’s my my idol :)

by 192829279282828282288209888ari April 20, 2021

Laura Mcgurk

Really shit fruit/vegetable

That laura mcgurk tastes bad

by Benthamslayer4000 February 21, 2022

Georgia McGuire

Georgia is an amazing person with blond... ish hair and hot braces she has a terrible slit in her eyebrow no siblings and im sorry boys she is not a single pringle so don't even think about it...

Georgia McGuire: doing a cat walk

Boy: wow she's so hot
Me: Don't you dare

by .b.b..b.b..b.b.b.b.b] November 23, 2022

lizzie mcguire

a fucked up show about a boy crazy 15 year old girl who likes a guy that even though he may be like cute to lizzie he's a fuckin moron on crack.

lizzie why do you even like ethan craft the dude is a crack head for real he acts like a faggot.

by Patrick Dron December 2, 2003

McGuired

Being so high that a person acts like a dinosaur, usually a stegosaurus. Usually will indicate a severe mental problem. Sometimes the McGuired will also ramble on about nothing, and make some of the stupidest remarks ever made.

Relates to how stegosauruses were so stupid they would run off cliffs in such massive numbers that their corpses would make a slope that could be used to go down the cliff safely. Yet most stegosauruses still jumped off the cliff. Stegosauruses are one of the stupidest creatures ever, dieing at a rate of 30% total population a year. Only 5 true stegosauruses remain today.

Also relates to Dr. Brandon R. McGuire who argued that stegosauruses primary source of food was marijuana which lead to them having a walnut sized brain.

"He's so McGuired that his tail is showing"

by StegoMaster October 27, 2009

Jacob Douglas McGuire

The definition of a simp

Q.) Woah, is that Jacob Douglas McGuire!

A.) Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020

lizzie mcguire

A horrible, horrible TV show, and an even more horrible movie. Unless you're a pedophile, in which case they're both pretty good. Still not as good as the Olsen twins' show, though. Or Sesame Street.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003