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Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.
Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.
by YeetController October 7, 2018
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Accidental Meating

When a staunch vegetarian or vegan person accidentally eats meat, either because they thought the food was made of a meat substitute or because one of their friends tricked them.
Brooke: "Annette almost choked when I told her that those drummies she was wolfing down were made of REAL CHICKEN, not some bogus soy substitute. So she had an 'accidental meating.'"

Greg: "Wow. I've never seen her eat actual meat before. Guess we can't let her live that one down!"
by Brooke The Video Editor October 24, 2011
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Beasting

To become a beast is:

1.to become real good at something i.e. video games, the guitar, football game

2.to become ferocious and belligerent and to engage in actions of violence or disrespect.

'Beasting' or 'beasting it' is to engage in actions which demonstrate any of the two before stated definitions.
1. Dang, i was playing Halo with that cat and he started beasting it like a mother fucker. He killed everybody, dawg!

2.yo, cuz, when he fount out his girl was doin that mofo down the street, he started beasting it on them people walking by.
by Easter E June 23, 2008
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Beasting

Beasting;
The act of tearing shit up, aggressive action, to go through something effortlessly.
Nigga, you see that ass over there? I was Beasting that pussy last night.
by Beast Wilkinson October 24, 2012
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mbestiga

means to say "look and find it!" it is also used for "who cares?"
A: What are you doing?
B: MBESTIGA
by Allenka April 30, 2005
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Meating

A meeting with another guy in which you touch meatsticks; synonomous for gay sexual intercorse.
Gay Boy#1: dude wanna go in the bathroom for a quick meating?

Gay Boy2# IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION!! OF CORSE I DO!!
by jewrock February 18, 2011
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Beasting

The act of beasting; To act in a beast-like manner; To act argressively.
Yo. My dad's beasting at me.

He just beasted through that crowd.

Just beast it.

We'll just have to beast it.
by MangoGod January 11, 2005
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