Mazer

Usually seen trecking the Urals for Chechen Rebels, this grizzly man defines a generation of middle-aged Navajo Indians. Built with the body of a collegiate punter, facial features of rosey cheeked Brawny Man, and the charisma of a corrupt politician; Mazer will leave his image burned deep within your daughter's sexual fantasies. Legend has it that Mazer (ironically) wielded both a sickle and hammer in order to take down the Iron Curtain. Each year Mazer hides 13 lead wrappers in his world renown white chocolate for his own personal enjoyment. There will never be another Mazer like him.

It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Superwoman... getting her groove on with Mazer?

by An innocent bystander July 24, 2008

mazzer wazzer hob

a person who gets up in the evry tuesday morning to get a nose job!

my freind abbie <=witch nose c= darn big nose @= abbies nose L= long posh nose all of these are mazzer wazzer hob noses.

by wild-child-lily May 17, 2010

Mazeed

Mazeed is the best person imaginable. He will first become your friend and then your best friend and then you will fall in love with him. You get so close to being together and then you will push him away because you don't want to ruin the incredible friendship you share, but then one day it will hit you that you're actually in love with him and you cant survive another day in your life without him. Once going out with a Mazeed you will never have an unhappy day if it's spent with or talking to him. He will treat you like a princess and will make you feel so comfortable and amazing that you become dependant on him and you miss him every second you're not with him. You will make plans for the future and spend days laughing hysterically together, being completely in love with each other. He will phone you up if you're feeling sad and just one hug from a Mazeed can make any sadness float away in seconds

Mazeed is such a nice friend to have

by Ttvbtw still November 27, 2018

maheer

Awesome beautiful young girl who has a wonderful sense of humar

She has a bright future

Everyone loves her

Wow she is almost as beautiful and awesome as maheer

No and you know that's not possible

by Jdjdjdns March 30, 2017

maneera

The nicest person who is always there for you. She is kind, loving and quirky. she can be a mom at times but is very much admired by her peers and friends. she is hardworking and down to earth, but also has a fun side to her. She loves unicorns and is brilliant.

"Maneera is the best"

by grilled cheese2020 October 3, 2019

Mazeedah

I girl with a golden heart. A girl whose aim is to keep others happy. A girl who loves most in a relationship. A definitely beautiful girl. A rare gem. If you get one, Never let her go

Mazeedah is the best name to name a child

by Zheedarh November 30, 2021

Mazzered

When you’ve had an absolute amazing sesh and completed the night.

Mate, we got absolutely mazzered at the weekend.

by Callmelouis April 8, 2022