Macron Calvitie

French for "omg i love this government and i certainly don't want a revolution against this really bad leader who doesn't care about its people and workers and only cares about the richs".

-hey look at this new post from the fr*nch president !
-omg i'm going to comment "macron calvitie" to show my support !
-me too !

by quarkup the frog April 11, 2023

image macro

A internet forum phrase originally coined in Something Awful forums (like nearly every other internet phrase, really), this is an image with a (hopefully) funny phrase relating to the situation in the thread.
They're usually intended as offensive, but are generally seen as a rather low form of "entertainment" and don't generate much heat in a flame war unless the person or thread it's aimed at is particularly sensitive.

Thread Topic: cute kittens
PostWhore: "My cat is really cute!"
Joe Poster: "My cat is also very cute."
Poster X: image of a man in spandex with the words "THIS THREAD IS GAY" superimposed over it

by surasshu September 10, 2005

Macrophile

a person who sexually fantasizes about things much bigger than themselves.

"i'm a macrophile because the thought of being a slave to a 50 foot giant makes me horny"

by Madonnafan June 26, 2006

macrohard

Opposite to microsoft

I have a big macrohard.

by haha September 4, 2003

macrovagina

A vagina of extraordinarily wide caliber (diameter), usually demonstrating a canal depth that is just as impressive in magnitude (>7 inches). The labia minora and labia majora are usually spaced far apart, and the vaginal orifice, as seen externally while looking at the vulva, appears to be a round hole. During intercourse, a macrovagina can give the false impression that a penis is very small. Macrovagina is often demonstrated by putting large objects inside, such as fists, cans, or Louisville sluggers.

My penis is not small; she just said she didn't feel it inside because she has a macrovagina.

by Jug Jugs December 15, 2008

Macrotransaction

Too expensive microtransaction that it isn't considered microtransaction anymore.

Wait, did Riot Games actually make a $300 skin in Valorant? Bruh, that's a macrotransaction!

by Walter_Clemens July 19, 2020

macrob

Macrobian: sing. n., v. Latin "Potens Sui", pl. Macrobs; the smartest, most well-educated ladies in Melbourne; found most commonly moaning about insufficient facilities at school and lording it over MHS'ers about their superior VCE average; found in high concentrations around Domain Tram Interchange, Flinders St Station, and Melbourne High School during joint rehearsals; commonly possessed with intermittent love and hate for their originating alma mater.

Usage: "Damn, what am I doing on the *Macrobian* Alumni Page?"
Antonyms: Melbourne High, Australian Grand Prix
Synonyms: Cherry Ripe, the other "Melbourne High", Asian parents dream school, largest toilet block in Victoria.

"omg don't be such a mac.robbian"
"you're such a typical macrob chick.."

by mghsgal September 27, 2008