Mayonnaise

Drunk, drugged or otherwise inebreated.

Did you see how Joe was stumbling all over the place, he is totally mayonnaise.

by edisonbattery June 14, 2016

Mayonnaise

A Texas redneck word from Jeff Foxworthy meaning "man there's".

Mayonnaise a lot of people here this evening!

by אנגו ראדוס December 27, 2012

Mayonnaise

A picky eater. Someone who won't try new things. A person that smears mayonnaise on everything.

mayonnaise on your steak? Really? What a mayonnaise face!

by bammulay March 27, 2011

Mayonnaise

An expression of observation. Can replace the term "excuse me, but did you notice..."

"Mayonnaise a lot o' Jeeps out hear in da woods!"

by Eric Schaeffer April 28, 2003

Mayonnaise

Dick juice.

Bob: You want some mayonnaise?
Bill: Sure, I could take a mouthful right about now.

by Granana June 14, 2016

Mayonnaise

A fuck load of Jizz

I Mayonnaised so much last night

by Shreck69 May 14, 2018

Mayonnaise

An instrument used only by the highest of life forms.

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

by ilikekillingchildren November 13, 2019