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Mayonnaise

Drunk, drugged or otherwise inebreated.
Did you see how Joe was stumbling all over the place, he is totally mayonnaise.
by edisonbattery June 14, 2016
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A Texas redneck word from Jeff Foxworthy meaning "man there's".
Mayonnaise a lot of people here this evening!
by אנגו ראדוס December 27, 2012
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A picky eater. Someone who won't try new things. A person that smears mayonnaise on everything.
mayonnaise on your steak? Really? What a mayonnaise face!
by bammulay March 27, 2011
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An expression of observation. Can replace the term "excuse me, but did you notice..."
"Mayonnaise a lot o' Jeeps out hear in da woods!"
by Eric Schaeffer April 28, 2003
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Bob: You want some mayonnaise?
Bill: Sure, I could take a mouthful right about now.
by Granana June 14, 2016
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by Shreck69 May 14, 2018
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An instrument used only by the highest of life forms.
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
by ilikekillingchildren November 13, 2019
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