Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce

Expression used when one is ripped off.

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009

mayonaise

one of the best songs by the smashing pumpkins

Fool enough to almost be it, cool enough to not quite see it doomed Pick your pocket full of sorrow, run away with me tomorrow june - mayonaise

by smashingpumpkinsrule November 9, 2012

mayotard

(Noun) A combination of mayonnaise and mustard mixed to a lovely and creamy consistency. Rather delicious on sandwiches and scruptious as a dip.

I made a glorious sandwich with turkey, smoked provalone, oval shaped dill pickles and a dollup of mayotard.

by PJeigh September 10, 2005

Mayonaise Taco

When a girl gets so turned on and excited her vagina gets wet and creamy....

I turned her on so much she has a mayonaise taco...

by jamnorm72 May 31, 2011

maolan

A legend when it comes to playing tag, and always has that gas. He likes to talk back to his teachers, but his classmates all find it hilarious. Good at sports but misses tournaments because of the school’s punishments for his attitude. Likes rap music and makes rap music better than his other friends who do. Always very honest and an amazing friend if you get to know him.

Hey maolan do you want to play some tag?

by Anon96351 April 22, 2019

MIYOLA

a caring person with a smart mind, good athlete, very pretty , can dress , popular and unpopular, love to joke around and always have a smile on there face

If I had to meet one person it would be A miyola because of there personality

by MIYOLA October 17, 2019

mayomaniac

Someone who is obsessed with mayo.

Hey did you hear that Hannah is obsessed with mayo. She is totally a mayomaniac.

by lol6969420 February 24, 2022