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A Swiss guy OBSESSED with motorsport. He will spend hours explaining why cars aren't what they used to be.
He's also known for his particularly large penis and for being vocal about it.
«what do you think about the huracan man
Maxime: «it's nice but it just doesn't compare to a countach. I have a huge dick btw»
Maxime by Max72813 November 22, 2021
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1. Provient de maximus, le grand.

2. Personne avec une énorme queue nervurée, bête de sexe.

3. Phrase courte qui exprime une morale.
Oh, cet homme est un Maxime, il m'a déglingué !
Maxime by Βασίλειος November 22, 2021
Maxime is a beautiful girl who is eccentric and unapologetically herself. She can be quiet and distant at times and completely lose herself in her own little world. She has soft features, beautiful dark hair and eyes the colour of rich chocolate. She is a true friend and will drop anything the moment someone needs her. She can be melancholy at times but never at the cost of other people. A pure soul just trying to find her way in the universe
Have you met Maxime yet?
I haven’t but I heard she is a dream!
Maxime by SparkyUnicorn November 22, 2021
Maxime is a quite nice guy. Sometimes funny but mostly acting like a monkey. Maxime is a great and loyal friend but act like a fool with girls. Will be an horrible boyfriend.
Who’s that crazy boy?

That’s Maxime
Maxime by AshleyPortman November 22, 2021
Very competitive. Likes alcohol. Definitely a girls name.
She likes alcohol. She must be a Maxime
Maxime by Maxime013 November 23, 2021
Maxime is propably the strongest person you can ever met. Even with all the things he get throught, he still care about the others. If you meet a Maxime, do not let them go, they need you, and you will probably need them sometimes. Usually they are called Max, like Mad Max, and they are certainly as beautiful as Furiosa (even if Charlize Theron is bald, she is still beautiful). Be brave Max. You are loved even if you don't see it, there is a lot of people who cares about you.
I love you.
Person 1 : Pfffff, just a crybaby.
Person 2 : Don't you dare say that again, Maxime is even stronger than you.
Maxime by Liv loves everyone February 6, 2022
Maxime is that guy in your school who is very irritable. These French guys make jokes that aren't funny. Some are funny but others are just jerks who look for problem. They are the hated ones from the classroom.
Maxime: Hey want to hear a joke

Student A: Umm No thanks your jokes are cringe

Student B; Just like you max

Everyone: Laughts
Maxime by anonymous May 27, 2022