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men's maternity wear

over-sized men's clothing, such as baggy pants, occasionally with rubber bands around the ankles, XXXL T-shirts, and hoodies that extend to the knees
Is Ray expecting or did he just lose 150 pounds? He's been sporting the men's maternity wear lately.
by shepp February 15, 2008
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masternapping

When one smokes a joint,masturbate then falls asleep. An forgets the location upon waking.
Jerks of... Who dat , who there!
Mmmmm masternapping...
by Bad&Budgie August 5, 2017
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your maternal figure

by Screwballincredinle September 11, 2022
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June 2 National Mr. Mattern plays uno day

June 2 national Mr. Mattern plays uno day. is a day where Mr. Mattern played uno
by Tincan801 June 2, 2022
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maternity leave

A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.
RationalDude: Maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.

Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?

RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...

Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!

RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever
by zedude May 2, 2009
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masternoaboa

Masternoaboa is a man who goes by many names. He has traveled across the world and has made his own State.
Masternoaboa- King of Flawda
by MasterNoaboa January 13, 2023
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maternal death

The act or fact of a woman dying in childbirth, especially by pregnancy-related complications
Sierra Leone has the highest rate of maternal death, which is 1,800 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births. Afghanistan has the second highest rate of maternal death, which is 1,700 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births. The United States has a rate of 12 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births.
by Braska Spira September 23, 2003
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