mental masturbating

When someone gets turned on with only the images the person thinks of in their head.

By the look of their face, I can tell they're currently mental masturbating.

by The Big Thicc August 14, 2019

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masturbating

something that everyone has done or will do in the course of their lives, even if they keep denying it in front of their friends.

Scott: Joe, when you get home and watch that porn, and you are done masturbating, don't forget to wipe up the mess

Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that

Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 12, 2009

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Ninja Masturbating

To covertly masturbate in the presence of others without their knowledge.

"At the bar I tried to listen intently to my friends at the table, but I was ninja masturbating and needed to finish off quickly."

by ZombiUnikorn January 25, 2009

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when a person 'makes love' to themselves by gently stroking their genital area. done for pleasure. women- often involves stimulating the clitoris, and sometimes involves inserting a long hard object into the vagina. men- involves wanking, i.e. gripping the hand around the penis and vigorously moving it up and down. masturbation can end in the woman/man cumming. often can cause embarrassment and often taboo, especially as regards to women.

omg my mum totally walked in on me havin a wank, dude!
no way, dude!
way!
no way!
way! and she was like, samuel, we are going to have a serious talk about masturbating!!

by nipcharmedtuck June 11, 2006

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