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This is a different type of guy, he is quite bi as he enjoys to squeeze male asses. He pinches and starts to shout "Here comes the tickle monster" down an ally way. He is very mysterious since he claims he's a different person. He is very weird on how he tried to motorboats a male who is no one you need to know. Matthew is one of a kind due to the fact he likes to touch up little kiddies asses.
by It'sYaBoiDJD April 22, 2017
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matthew schoenroth

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ew look matthew schoenroth is a nigger
by raynesakur May 22, 2018
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matthew sgroi

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"He who swims in nutella and eats only the whitest of bread." - Matthew Sgroi
by Tonalp Drumd November 12, 2016
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matthew shireman

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The most cancerous fuck in the whole world
I have Matthew shireman
by Uspjdhdhegsyhvwhw November 28, 2016
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matthew seymour

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Brugh no, dis is not a real definition, go somewhere elze now ok? Bye.
by MBGPokeBro October 24, 2017
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Matthew sandwich

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When you are in between two dudes and one is fucking you in the mouth, the other in the ass
Hey dude what did you do today?
Oh nothing, just had a Matthew Sandwich with the guys
by lococaballo February 24, 2022
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Matthew Smethwick

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A hot sexy beast of a man. Very muscular and hot.
Girl: did you see matthew smethwick? Other girl: yeah he's HOT
by xXZombieSlayer73Xx January 26, 2021
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