matelon

a pretty cool person. You should get to know her she’s really fun to talk to.

whoa i talked to matelon today and she is so cool and awesome

by yourmother616969 November 22, 2021

Maeson

Maeson is a extremely smart and handsome man with the biggest heart and a warm friendly presence. He can be the most supportive friend a person can have. He loves large and has an amazing and contagious laugh.

Are you okay? Gosh I wish you had a Maeson in your life.

by Eyu4ia November 23, 2021

Mattson middle school

a junior high school located in the pacific northwest with a bunch of edgy white, hispanic, and asian kids.

Friend: Hey what middle school did you go to before?
Me: Oh, just Mattson middle school.

by bartwn52 April 23, 2022

matezoned

When you are talking to a girl and she calls you mate. Hurts like a kick in the balls

Yeh the date was going well until she matezoned me… that’s when I knew we were splitting the check

by Deeeeman July 14, 2023

Mathesonite

Cires about getting a B

Person 1: Have you seen John
Person 2: Nah he has Mathesonite

by BibJib November 23, 2023

Mathesonite

Crying over not getting a B

Person 1: Hey have you seen Johnny?
Person 2: Oh he went home he has Mathesonite

by BibJib November 23, 2023

Mattson

A soy boy fag that is a fat pos

Damn man I’ve felt like such a goy this week. Hey don’t worry at least your not a Mattson

by Soycuck November 8, 2025