masturbation

the best trick you can do with your hand ever!

sorry i couldn't go to the movies.i was performing masturbation.

by rallllllllio May 6, 2009

masturbation

One of the most popular ways of entertaintme today, among internet, videogames and television.

I stay home today, but I had fun anyway... masturbation? nah I dont that...

by Toronto Raptors January 26, 2008

masturbation

If you don't know what is it, then you should try it!

Guy 1: Masturbation is the best thing!
Guy 2: Nope! Sex is better. Maybe you should try it!

by belgyilkos January 11, 2008

masturbation

when someone plays with their genitals for pleasure

masturbation example pov:

i moan as i push the thick marker into my wet pussy. it feels like a hard solid dick fucking me and I quickly push it in and out of me. My pussy is clenching around the useless object, and I use my other hand to rub my swollen throbbing clit. “Daddy ohh please fuck me harder” i moan to absolutely no one. I rub my clit harder and faster desperate for more, and my creamy pussy is starting to feel numb from this euphoric sensation. I pump in and out faster and faster, and finally, i feel the wave of orgasm hit me. My pussy is now all beaten up but I loved it.

by sicklysweet September 30, 2022

masturbation

Shaking hands with the unemployed.

He's shaking hands with the unemployed, just like a politician at the Unemployment Office.

Huh?

Masturbation.

Oh, of course!

by Downstrike September 19, 2006

masturbation

slamming the noodle
tickling the hoe
cooking the turkey

Gabby's tickling the hoe with Luke masturbation.
Beka's cooking the turkey with Danielmasturbation.

by mikeikes June 3, 2009

masturbation

a handshake with yourself

Dick is satisfied with his boss, because of the firm and warm masturbation.

by Natsu April 10, 2006