masterhation

when you masterbate to someone you hate.

That bitch Kim is getting on my nerves, but shes so hot. Time for some masterhation

by trilla king January 3, 2011

Masterhate

To violently hate punch your penis while u masterbate!

Jim was so lonely after his girlfriend left him for a other guy, he started masterhate himself on every occaision.

by Matc584 August 23, 2011

masterwaiting

the act of waiting for your family or roommate to leave the house so that you can masturbate.

axel was masterwaiting all day cuz his roommate wouldn't leave. he didnt get to jerk it once.

by axel123 April 21, 2010

Mastershitter

A person who pooperbates. The noun form of someone who masterbates while taking a dump. Jerking and dumping simultaneously.

Ramsey you mastershitter, are you pooperbating again?

I have mastered shitting and beating off at the same time.. I am now a mastershitter.

by HeWhoRoams March 24, 2009

Masterbaiting

When you touch your own dick male to arouse yourself and jack off harddd ;))

When you finger your own pussy female to jack off hardd ;)))

I JACKED OFF BY MASTERBAITING MYSELF IN THE DICK, IT FELT SO GOOD. ;))

by ahh, harder daddy. ;)) March 17, 2020

Masturshit

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a shit to save time.

I had to leave the house in 15 minutes so i masturshitted and killed two birds with one stone.

by Kevin March 20, 2008

Masterbaiting

A term a pedo uses when hunting under age women. Aka Jail Baiting. These people usually troll on chat-avenue hoping one crosses their path. They also drive big white vans with tinted windows around schools.

1: I went to masterbait at the mall today but the security guards caught me and kicked me out.
2: I caught my Grandpa masterbaiting and masturbating at the same time, so I reported him to Adult Protective Services.

by DEFT7S July 1, 2011