Mastermission

The act of masterbating during the intermission of Call of Duty, usually immediatly after an intense match.

My hoe of a girlfriend didn't get her pussy ass over here so now i have to play the mastermission instead of getting head.

by OG Mudbone's father March 17, 2011

masterburst

Also known as the one that got away. It is the act of eagle-eyeing a good fuck picture while beating your tube steak with no mercy. The big moment then arrives. You notice the first one out the gates is a long ball but your so caught up in the process of jerkin your gerkin that you loose track of where your gravy lands. While cleaning up your load you notice the homerun ball is gonna take the act of a bloodhound to find. This lost man juice is known as your masterburst.

Debbie: "Dammit Jim that the last time I walk barefooted in your room. The carpet has so many drink spill stiff spots."

Jim: "Those are my masterburst spots Debs..."

by bigpoppapantydroppa June 27, 2011

masterbutt

Many women like to masturbate in the tub, using a gentle stream of water to massage the clitoris. Doing this usually involves lying in a wet tub on one's butt. When done frequently, this can lead to tough, scaly skin forming on the region above the tailbone.

My pussy seen so much euphoria lately. Masterbutt be a small price to pay.

OK so now I'm a masterbutt. A very happy clit!

by pussyshell February 3, 2014

masterbash

The punch/beat your dick sensless until you proceed to cum

Nick : Yo Did you hear matt went to the hospital because he masterbashed to hard......

Neil : Shit man

by The H1N1 V1ru5 March 13, 2010

Masteroa

Masteroa means 'Master Of All'. If your name is Masteroa you are a real Master! ;)

There is a player in RuneScape called Masteroa; he's so cool!

by Joontje48 January 26, 2007

Masterism

The art of mastering everything.

I am awesome because I am the master of masterism.

by nickvet419 March 12, 2010

Masterest

The spanish translation of Mosterest, 'mosterest' being the ultimate response in a 'i love you more' war.

Example:

Arelys: 'I love you'
Chris: 'I love you more'
Arelys: 'I love you most'
Chris: ' Te amo masterest'

taken from the adaptation of 'mas' ( spanish for most ) and mosterest

used in english / spanglish most commonly, though also used in spanish conversation

by TotallyNotSabbath November 28, 2010