masturbatorium

A place to masturbate, alone, or with others. Example is from a Playboy adult limmericks's column circa 1969.

Today's modern movie emporium
Is not just a cinamatorium
But a highly effectual,
Heterosexual,
Mutual Masturbatorium.

by napercos October 4, 2005

phone masterbator

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.

I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

masterbatoria

Masterbatoria: Plural for masterbatorium. A chain of public baths; special massage parlors, stalls at the bus station, seats in an adult theater are some examples

They operate a chain of masterbaroria around the country.
She meet her friend for lunch and takes her to the hotel Ritz, her favorite of all masterbatoria.
The shower rooms of colleges are masterbatoria.

by Lloyd Winburn April 21, 2007

masturbatoriable

an eccentric version of theword hot. meaning that one could masturbate over the subject that they are pointing out to often a large group of people.

thats just masturbatoriable.

by Jackus April 13, 2007

masterbatory

The art of masterbating. Hot enough to masterbate about.

Dude look at that chick, shes very masterbatory!

by Mike Rotch July 21, 2003

Masturbatorium

where you go when there is no slooter nearby

“Where is bob?”
“Bob couldn’t get lucky at the bar, so he is in the masturbatorium”

by StaciVee March 25, 2019

Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators

The most powerful roast of all time. Unlike the others, this can only be used when all other resources are exhausted; it does not skip places in the hierarchy. Will beat both hierarchical roasts (your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt and your ancestors were incestors) and non-hierarchical roasts (your granpap a trap, your sister a mister etc.). Only susceptible to the eternal no u.

Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*

by unespectedinquisition June 14, 2018