mastarvation

Not being able to masturbate usually to ejaculation, such as being forced into a public situation for an extended amount of time, or not being allowed to by another person.

I'm saving my baby gravy up for a week for an epic load and have the worst case of mastarvation.

by dole23b July 23, 2011

mushtare

a kid who likes little boys named papasmurf and sends weird stories into disney

hey you see that mushtare over their he will never get into disney.

by jacob mozley May 14, 2008

Mashturbate

The peroid of time when you're beating your flaccid dick

John Wilkes Booth: Did you get any last night?
Ryan Gosling: I wouldn't count it, I was too drunk to get throbbed so I decided to mashturbate.
John Wilkes Booth: Bro, me too.

by SpectaclesTesticles July 30, 2016

Moshtard

A mosher that doesn't deserve the 're' of 'retard'. Mostly used by moshers friendlyly reffering to themselves.

'Haahaa Moshtard!' 'Yess I'm Such A Moshtard' 'She's a mosher and a tard... Moshtard!'

by rachrawrr March 10, 2007

mashturbate

To mash with one self as if were one in a mash pit.

I couldn't help but laugh when Sean started to mashturbate.

by lolwutbbq June 26, 2008

mathtarded

The complete inability to perform basic mathematical functions. This can be caused by a long lapse in time between math classes causing brain atrophy, or general retardedness.

I am completely mathtarded in my college algebra class, probably because i haven't taken a math class in three years.

by sockenpuppen December 9, 2008

Mashart

The combining of two or more images of different genres (ie digital photography and oil painting) fused together into a new cohesive image.

Mashart is different from mashable image because it requires two incongruent genres, such as oil painting and digital photography.

by Cheska October 23, 2013