abigail marston

Wife of the main character John Marston from Red Dead Redemption. Mother of Jack Marston. Formerly named Abigail Roberts until she married John Marston in Red Dead Redemption 2. Former member of Dutch's game, which is run by Dutch Van Der Linde

"So, you saved the silly bastard's life then you and him go robbing sheep?" – Abigail Marston to Arthur Morgan.

by milkbag enjoyer December 3, 2018

maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by micah August 24, 2006

marstonized

Stemming from name of John Marston, protagonist of the video game Red Dead Redemption, in which Marston is capable of inducing and inflicting pain and sorrow with his guns, brash attitude, and defined sense of vengeance.

Getting "marstonized" is another way of saying "merc'd/mercked/merked", whilst competing at an activity with someone else.

Being badly beaten at a game or competition; being beat in a fight; being embarrassed in a competitive environment.

(also: marstonization)

Damn, son! I'm up 4 to zip on you... getting straight up marstonized!

You want some of this? Wanna get marstonized? Didn't think so.

How can you handle this marstonization?

by Jack Marston September 19, 2011

Marson

A Marson is someone that if you talk to, he might try to stab you with a pencil. You probably don’t know it, but he wants to kill everyone around him except his rare few friends.

Bro, I just saw Marson and he looked pretty angry.
Dude, he could‘ve killed you!

by Not your real friend. August 21, 2019

maroon

1. A color between red and brown
2. A stupid person; a fool

1. She's wearing maroon pants
2. "What a maroon." -- Bugs Bunny

by Gary Destruction June 10, 2003

maroon

A malapropism and favorite expression of Bugs Bunny, after outwitting Elmer Fudd. Usually uttered by Bugs this while walking away and wiping his hands in satisfaction. The joke of course is that Bugs mispronounces "moron."

Bugs: "What a maroon."

by justbrowzing April 20, 2006

maroon

A term used for runaway African slaves in the West Indies now known as the Caribbean.

At one time the teams at Missisippi State University were called the Maroons. Now they are now known as the Bulldogs.

by BruinKiller3469 March 19, 2009