Seattle Mariners

Refer to definition of disappointment... Go Yankees

Go see a Seattle Mariners game for a disappointment

by Medicman291 June 14, 2014

Marrier

Someone who marries frequently. Used typically as an insult, unless the person in question is Mormon.

Johnny: Hey Timmy, isn’t Susie your 35th wife?
Timmy: Yeah, why?
Johnny: Wow, what a marrier. I’m disappointed in you.
Timmy: Fuck you.

by Ekajisgreat32 November 12, 2018

Mariner High School

A high school in Paine Field-Lake Stickney, Washington, U.S.A. that’s full of thots, wannabe gangbangers, and drugs.

Someone: “Hey dude, do you go to Mariner High School?”

Kamiak High School student: “No, I’m not a fucking loser.”

by anonymous July 2, 2022

MARINERS

The word you scream as you dump 15 to 16 gallons of cum on/in a girl

girl: *girl sucking your cock, your about to nut*

you: OH GOD, KEEP GOING

girl: *girl continues giving dome*

you: SHIT GO GIRL

girl: *girl giving brain like a fucking librarian*

*as you unload on her tonsils*:

you: OH... FUCK... MARINERS!

by kljgfdkjg December 20, 2010

Mariner High School

A high school in Cape Coral Florida where the freshmen get worse by the school year. Wanna find carts, disposables, weed, drugs, and STDs? Hit up MHS’s class of 2025. Mariner High is full of greasy & stank future gas station employees that can barely get a 2.0 GPA. The counselors don’t give a shit about your problems and they stick you in classes you wouldn’t want if your life depended on it. Apparently they’re also so fucking broke that they had to cut our language classes in order to fund the shitty football team who do nothing but assault girls (and guys with their closeted, insecure selves). Our pep rallies and Triton Vibe (news) were the only thing going for us but the pep rallies were taken away and the news was replaced by videos of incompetent emo kids who can’t seem to read a sentence out loud. The school hasn’t been good since c/o 2023 rolled in.

Guy 1: hey do you know where to find lying ass bitches and shitty friends?

Guy 2: Yeah, just go down to Mariner High School! They have drugs and illiterate fuckboys, too!

by junicenorman September 4, 2021

ancient mariner

So you’re doing this chick from behind. She doesn’t know it, but you’re holding a handful of clam chowder. Just as you’re about to come, you pull out. But instead of coming on her back, you fool her by throwing the handful of clam chowder on her back instead. Then when she turns around, you jizz on her face.

Jill was shocked when her birthday surprise from Tim turned out to be an Ancient Mariner.

by Zabs September 18, 2008

Ancient Mariner

An uncommon sex act described as follows. "An Ancient Mariner begins when you're having doggie style sex which culminates in an ejaculatory climax onto your partner's back. When she (or he) turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, you throw a bowl of clam chowder in their face." Also known as "The Reverse Houdini"

I could not give Jill an Ancient Mariner because she's allergic to Clam Chowder.

by John Glenn September 16, 2008