Marita Bruun is the swaggiest swager in the whole swag world. Also used to describe a swag person. and known to use the word pedo.
by curresesfatass May 26, 2021
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She thinks she is beautiful when in reality she just has huge tits, and that's why boys appreciate her but all she has to offer are those big mommy milkers.
Her best friend usually looks like a guy but is truly her best friend and goes trough all the shit when she doesn't need to because Marita is a stupid bitch.
She is always late to shit and never gives a fuck about other peoples problems but when she has a problem everybody needs to hear it.
She thinks she is beautiful when in reality she just has huge tits, and that's why boys appreciate her but all she has to offer are those big mommy milkers.
Her best friend usually looks like a guy but is truly her best friend and goes trough all the shit when she doesn't need to because Marita is a stupid bitch.
She is always late to shit and never gives a fuck about other peoples problems but when she has a problem everybody needs to hear it.
Person1:She is going to be late again..
Person2:Who?
Person1:Can you guess?
Person2:Probably Marita again...
Person2:Who?
Person1:Can you guess?
Person2:Probably Marita again...
by SaitamaĆelavi March 13, 2022
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Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.
by Scott trowbridge July 6, 2006
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by Cal Ripken April 28, 2004
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Damn, those maritals fleas made me hit your sister.
Damn, those maritals fleas made me hit your sister.
by reeky December 15, 2008
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by HeartlessChronicles November 5, 2013
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A girl named Marita is fun-loving, attractive, and effortlessly pretty. She is full of creativity, enthusiasm to learn new things and is always up for a party. She hates people that do unnecessary showing off or people that are 2 faced. She has a lot of friends but talks genuinely to only a select few. She is an extrovert and does not hesitate before speaking to a stranger. Girls named Marita usually work for tech companies sitting in front of a screen all day but internally she just loves being in nature.
She has an immeasurable amount of love for animals and will pet and speak to any animal, anywhere. She livens up the party with her sense of humor, but sometimes it is just her way of hiding the sorrow she has within. Everybody loves Marita and she makes an unforgettable space in the life of everyone she meets.
A girl named Marita is fun-loving, attractive, and effortlessly pretty. She is full of creativity, enthusiasm to learn new things and is always up for a party. She hates people that do unnecessary showing off or people that are 2 faced. She has a lot of friends but talks genuinely to only a select few. She is an extrovert and does not hesitate before speaking to a stranger. Girls named Marita usually work for tech companies sitting in front of a screen all day but internally she just loves being in nature.
She has an immeasurable amount of love for animals and will pet and speak to any animal, anywhere. She livens up the party with her sense of humor, but sometimes it is just her way of hiding the sorrow she has within. Everybody loves Marita and she makes an unforgettable space in the life of everyone she meets.
by FourEyed November 22, 2021
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