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maria do ceu 

She is a pornstar
Has very big boobs, and she is hot. She likes mans with very big dick
"Omg there is maria do ceu!"
maria do ceu by Fmsss February 25, 2017

maria dos anjos

The usuall bitch, she is allways the fattest in her town, we all know at least one Maria dos Anjos because all the food that fat bitch has is tasty. It is prooved that they like asian dicks and being reversed cow girl in that saggy ass
Niglet:YOOOOOOO Boiiiiiiiiiiiiii doesnt that teacher looks like a Maria dos Anjos
White Niglet:YOO Boiiii yhea she

BigShac:This is Math...Relax, 2 plus 2 is 4 minus thats 3 QUICK mafs
maria dos anjos by SwimmerGod January 7, 2018

Maria Dinu

Somone that is Romanian and carry’s around knives but also loves anime
Amelie-omg that girl has a knife
Mia-it must be a Maria Dinu
Harrison-I agree
Maria Dinu by Mia Simpson December 13, 2019

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso 

A Renaissance painter who didn't really do his job all that well. Oh, and he had a really long name.
"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!"

Follow maria day 

Everyone on November 14 follow maria on instagram: @mariarosaayin

TikTok: @themariabiscuits
Person : what are you doing

Me: I following maria

Person : why

Me : because it’s follow maria day
Follow maria day by Truth be made November 14, 2019

Maria DLAAG

She is now a proud sister of Sigma lambda Gamma Sorority. She is also one of my bestest friends and we've been friends for now 2 years. She's pretty awesome and I am sure she'll will be glad to be in a dictionary... well, its the urban dictionary... but whatever...hehe. She also carries a bottle of Tapatio in her purse...
"Oh yeah i 'believe' i am handsome"-Joel Garcia

"I totally raped your wall!" ~Joel Garcia~

"Oye maria DLAAG, y El pozole cuando se come?"=Joel
~Los sabados~=Me
"y el menudo"?
~los domingos~
"y los tamales"?
~En Navidad~
"El mole?"
~en una fiesta ~
"y el pavo?"
~en thanksgiving~
"Gosh maria, stop stereotyping food!!"=Joel

"Chile???"=Joel y Lizeth cuando se burlan de mi

" Are you Mexican? How is that going"? Me!
It was hilarious when I said it...

"im actually running for Sexretary ^_^" Maria Aguirre, who seems to be very happy about the 'position'!!

"JOEL im hungry!!!! ^_^" La Maria Aguirre

"Status:Maria is waiting till school starts so she can get her torn but still great DISNEY postcard from JOEL!!!!" thats funny!
hehe

"Tu que te vas a poner manana Maria? - Lizeth Asked
"pues nada"... Ay! maria..
Maria DLAAG by Alonso December 24, 2008