March 9

National make out with your bf/gf day!

Her: hey bae what’s today? Him: Its March 9, national make out with your bf/gf day!

by Kayla Diamond March 8, 2022

March 9

March 9 the day you give ur spouse a hickey

March 9 do it or else your spouse dies don't tell mommy tho

by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 8, 2022

March 9

People who are born on March 9 are complete hoes

Bro March ninth people are such hoes

Definition:bro is that a March 9th dude he’s such a hoe

by Cat kitty 2;4;(( October 15, 2019

March 9

A God with dark curly hair was born on this day. He has a bubbly personality which makes him very interesting. He is known for his attractive looks and avoids conflict. He is also tall and has a charming smile

S: you're very handsome and interesting when is your birthday?
D: March 9
S: oh explains why

by r.z.a March 8, 2020

March 9

Everyone turn on thier mics and camera day.
Where EVERYONE has to have there mic and camera on the whole day in school/work etc.

Teacher: will someone talk to me today
Class: We have to, its March 9, its national everyone turn on their mics and cameras day today.

by bloophahaha March 3, 2021

March 9

The day the dumbest of bitches was born.

“You see that girl? She was born on March 9th.”
“Wait, that means...”
“Yep. She’s the dumbest of all bitches.”

by DumbBitchBitchDumb October 18, 2019

March 9

International Fuck Your Friend Day

On the March 9

Everyone can fuck a friend.

by Ladyboy killer January 26, 2022