Glitter Pit Manoeuvre

When a woman force-locks a victims face in her sweaty, grown out glitter armpit.

Casey: Sweetie, did you do the dishes?
Ryan: No, but after this game i will.
Casey: You said that 4 hours ago..
Ryan: Just a minute.. Just shh..

Casey: You didn't just tell me to shush.
* Casey does the Glitter Pit Manoeuvre *
Ryan: OMG I can't breathe please stop..

by Amish Stalker February 01, 2020

Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre

The tactical manoeuvre undertaken to escape the enforced edging decree on Mavin street, Durham. The act involves a gargantuan gooning session in upstairs shower which ends in an atomic eruption of ejaculate, which you then leave as a treat for the other coomers you live with.

Willie Leng: ‘Man, I’ve just stood in some sludge in the the shower upstairs and it’s stuck underneath my toe nails.’
Oliver: ‘Sorry man, must have been me that left that after my Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre.’

by JimmyTomlinson2 October 29, 2023

The Brighty Manoeuvre

The 'Brighty Manoeuvre' occurs when a 'lightweight' individual becomes overly intoxicated upon drinking a single standard drink. Usually preceding a day of absence from work/school due to an excessive hangover.

The Brighty Manoeuvre; Bloody Jacob isn't here today cause he's too hung-over from that single 'vodka cruiser'.

by Cpt Jerpa May 01, 2014

The Carl Manoeuvre

When a girl puts ice in her mouth and proceeds to suck a guy's balls to cool him down

"Oh no, Oscar is dying of heatstroke! Where is the ice!? We need to do the Carl manoeuvre on him!"

by Valderion June 13, 2023

Credit-Card-Manoeuvre

When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.

Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.

by Pajinus June 20, 2024

Soap Manoeuvre

When you drop the soap in prison, but you lie down and pick it up instead of bending over, so nobody puts their sausage up your cookie, because I heard that happens.

Jen: I had to do the Soap Manoeuvre, because Dirty Jim was by me, with a creepy smile.
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*

by LegitimateUD January 08, 2020

Ellis manoeuvre

a fucking cunt slut whore bitch fucktard. Also known as the action of extrapolating his arse crack inside out.

Jessie-“Hey look someone is getting an ellis manoeuvre!!”
Izzy-“Someone is in for a treat!!”

by cretinnn August 17, 2022