Glitter Pit Manoeuvre

When a woman force-locks a victims face in her sweaty, grown out glitter armpit.
Casey: Sweetie, did you do the dishes?
Ryan: No, but after this game i will.
Casey: You said that 4 hours ago..
Ryan: Just a minute.. Just shh..

Casey: You didn't just tell me to shush.
* Casey does the Glitter Pit Manoeuvre *
Ryan: OMG I can't breathe please stop..
by Amish Stalker February 01, 2020
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The tactical manoeuvre undertaken to escape the enforced edging decree on Mavin street, Durham. The act involves a gargantuan gooning session in upstairs shower which ends in an atomic eruption of ejaculate, which you then leave as a treat for the other coomers you live with.
Willie Leng: ‘Man, I’ve just stood in some sludge in the the shower upstairs and it’s stuck underneath my toe nails.’
Oliver: ‘Sorry man, must have been me that left that after my Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre.’
by JimmyTomlinson2 October 29, 2023
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Soap Manoeuvre

When you drop the soap in prison, but you lie down and pick it up instead of bending over, so nobody puts their sausage up your cookie, because I heard that happens.
Jen: I had to do the Soap Manoeuvre, because Dirty Jim was by me, with a creepy smile.
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*
by LegitimateUD January 08, 2020
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Microsoft Manoeuvre

Plug it out and plug it back in again
"It's not working"
Have you tried the Microsoft Manoeuvre?
by Manadar June 07, 2022
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Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

When your trying to pick up a girl, and when you finally take her home... It's bigger than yours
I'll snag him with the old Trojan Horse Manoeuvre
by ExomperOf December 02, 2023
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Tactical assault manoeuvre

An advanced form of the karma sutra for sadists.
She asked me what my favourite sexual position was? I said I don't do sexual positions I do tactical assault manoeuvres!!! Can also be shortened to T.A.M. Time!!!
by Luciferslube October 11, 2015
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Shapiro Manoeuvre

AKA "failed unintentional kamikaze": when someone aims at a target to fire but then loses control of the airplane and crashes into the sea while the target remains intact. A very specific unintentional suicide
That guy did a Shapiro Manoeuvre
by justanothercommonname August 12, 2020
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