Manlet

A shorter fully grown male who just happens to be 5'6" or under. They are usually very angry and bitter and channel their aggression toward women as they fear normal-sized men. They also try to overcompensate with working out and belittling others.

Can you believe this manlet thinks that Angelina Jolie is ugly?

Our boss is such a manlet.. he fired a man who joked about his height today!

by PotatoSaladCraving February 29, 2016

Malleted

To have had sex and found it to be rubbish.

Sandra was malleted by Gary.

by The Scotsman September 30, 2005

Manlet

A vertically inferior specimen. Often characterized by a childhood void of carnival rides, dunks, and pussy.

Derived from the poem The Manley, by Lewis Carroll
http://www.poetry-archive.com/c/the_manlet.html

Bro 1: Did you see that bra get his shit stuffed in the 4th quarter!?

Bro 2: Chyea Bra, I dun even know why he still plays. Dude's such a manlet.


Bro 1: Look at the Manlet hitting on that cougar!

Bro 2: She can take him home in her car seat!

by Spicybeef August 17, 2008

manlette

An omlette made from a man's semen.

A: Derek had lost the bet so he ate a manlette as a punishment
B: That's crazy

by 4thwaterfromjelly June 13, 2009

manlett

That one fat kid who goes to the gym but gets not gains and the only thing he run is his mouth.

I'm a manlett! Mate you are the biggest manlett I know!

by Manspeaksthetruth July 30, 2016

manlet

Any guy under 6'.

Girl A: ,, Will you date that guy Jack?"
Girl B: ,, Hahaha no, he's 5'11 manlet , even 10 yr olds are this tall nowadays"
Girl A: ,, You are right hahaha"

by anon2236 April 5, 2013

Manlet

Rick Moranis

Person 1: "Rick Moranis was history's first manlet, they should teach that in 50 years"

by DogWhoIsAChair January 4, 2021