bamboo manicure

Euphemysm for a torture technique whereby strips of bamboo and jammed under the victim's fingernails. Considered excruciating, the bamboo manicure was a favoured tactic of Pol Pot's Khmer Rouge regime in Cambodia.

"if he doesn't talk in the next five minutes, give him a bamboo manicure"--assailant to underling

by mjjj July 22, 2006

brandons miniscule penis

anyone called Brandon automaticly have a penis so small you can't see it

Have you seen brandons miniscule penis
Haha of course you havn't its impossible to see

by jhgfgfdfgfgg December 2, 2022

majuscules

Capital Letters! :)

this is just a much funner version so say.

harry: "Um...what why are your typing in majuscules?"
RON: "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS A MAJUSCULE?!"
harry: "A capital letter." -_-

(lol idk that was random)

by DakotasBaby(: May 27, 2009

DJ maniscalco

DJ, ur being a retard, i mean, why would u put ur hott than put ur own name by it, hello, COMMEN SINCE BOY.. think about it, but of course u dont think about anything before u say it, learn to think first... OR ELSE.. haha, ok well whateva!! c u l8r

by AEP!!! ME! August 21, 2003

Arabian Monicule

this is for a guy with only one ball. you lay your cock over her nose and your ball lays in one eye.

dude i could only give her an arabian monicule. i had a ball removed last year!

by tenacioust69 April 27, 2009

Dick Manicure

Having a dick manicure: being circumcised.

"Hey, are you circumcised?"
"Yeah man, I got my dick manicure when I was born."

by ohwoahyeahliketotally September 25, 2011

Ipod manicure

the act of being neat with your ipod when your done listening to it, as opposed to just shoving it all in your pocked and tangling it up. this includes untangling the headphones straightening out the other end of the headphone that always twists up, and wrapping it around your ipod neatly so it doesn't all buldge in one place
WARNING: this has not been determined gay or not so just to be on the safe side nver attempt this in public or you may be called a faggot or a queer

i like to give my ipod a manicure when im bored to pass the time so that i dont have to untaangle it next time i use it

Fiend: wut u doin?
Me: nothin just givin my ipod a manicure
Friend: really u just did that an hour ago
Me: yeah i know these headphones suck im gettin a zune next time fuck ipods
friend: good idea

ipod manicure

by hendrixpageslash January 17, 2009