Manruined

What a real man does to a woman isolated in an inaccessible place, especially an island. Never again will she find true pleasure with a regular man, assuming she gets off the island

My temp job today had me working for this fine ass lady, but damn dog she was a beotch. After lunch I got her alone behind the porta potty and manruined her. Now she wants me to work full time. SCORE

by Silverstreaker November 7, 2015

Mandruff

The leftover dried-up semen left on a man's nut sac hair usually found hours later. Can also be found on the legs, facial hair, and in some rare cases, the hair on a female's head (extremely rare for married couples).

Gary knew he totally knocked the bottom out of it, but later was in severe pain removing the enormous amount of mandruff from his nut sac.

by Tomkat15 April 22, 2014

MacGruber Pie

A pie that takes to long to cook and you end up yelling "MacGruber" at the top of your lungs.

I put the pie in the oven and it turned out to be a MacGruber pie.

by M 2wice November 7, 2010

manguera

Spanish for water hose

aka Ghetto water wiggle

Turning on the water hose and spinning it around in circles. Usually seen during hot summers.

Child:"I want a water wiggle!"

*Points at t.v watching kids having fun in water*

Parent:"Go turn on the manguera"

by NinaBruja May 12, 2010

Mangrum

to be held up long enough for your lunch to spoil

not necessarily pejorative

That lecture was so Mangrum my sandwich was rancid

by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

Cheesy Mangruff

The act of cumming in your girl's pubic hair and proceeding to eat your cum out of it.

Tom- "Dude I gave my girl a Cheesy Mangruff last night."
Fred- "Why?..."

by sexonthedunes March 19, 2009

Mangran

a grandmother who is built like a man

you're grandmother is a mangran

by Brendan^^ October 17, 2009